Sobertard

a mf who thinks of people that uses illicit substances as less of a person, and chooses a sober lifestyle.

I used to fuck with bro heavy until he stopped poppin pills and acting like he better than me on some sobertard shit

by pseudonym3433 November 18, 2021

sober

son
of
a
bitch
everything's
real

Tom was sober for 12 hours

by Haiwood Jablome March 12, 2009

sober goggles

When someone whom you usually wouldn't find attractive is looking pretty fucking darn attractive. It could be what s/he's wearing, a new hair cut, glasses/no glasses, whatever. They just look unusually good.

Eunice: Dude... Is it just me or does he look good today?
Susan: Seriously... Must be sober goggles.

by baby bZ April 27, 2008

Sober as a fox

When one isn't willing to admit drunkenness, hence they express that they're sober as a fox. The fox denotes that they can remain streamlined and sly about their condition, when in fact they are more drunk than they are willing to admit.

Mom: "Tommy, have you been drinking tonight?"
Tommy: "Nah ma, I'm sober as a fox."

by Foxy-dude September 10, 2010

soberphobia

The feelng of distrust and discomfort that drunk people have around sober people. This could mean people that they live with or come across in social situations. The desire is to force the sober dude to have some drinks to catch up. This, in theory, should enable "common ground" to be established.

Anna pissed "Gez, have a tinnie, go on just one, go on, have a tinnie!"

Gez "Nah, I'm ok"

Anna "Oooh, go on gez, I've had a drink, go on, have a tinnie."

Dave "Blinkin' Nelly, I think Anna's got soberphobia!"

by Hawkwind dave November 21, 2005

sober face

Walking, talking, acting like a normal citizen at the necessary time to the best of your abilities when you are drunk as all Hell.

Shut up and put on your sober face. Cops are parked right around the corner.

Nobody knew how wasted I was during my speech...my sober face had them fooled

by Uncleruck April 26, 2008

Sober as my nan

I phrase used to pressure others into drinking (or smoking) against their will.

Your as fucking sober as my nan, take a drink.. when i come back in 30 seconds i want that can to be empty.

by GuyMercer November 14, 2011