scrumpets

-scrumpcious + crumpets
a scrumpet is simply a delicious or "scrumpcious" crumpet

1) dude I totally munched on some scrumpets
2)Dude#1: "dude, wtf is a scrumpet?"
Dude#2: "I don't know dude, look it up on www.urbandictionary.com"

by cum dumpster July 3, 2005

scrumping

Stealing apples. Not to be confused with oggy raidingwhich is actually a form of anal intrusion with fruit, mostly enjoyed by peope chained to radiators.

I went scrumping in Paddy's field yesterday. Ah it was a hell of a craic. Ho ho ho. Mad as a box of frogs me!

by Sir Terrence of Wogan August 12, 2005

Scrumple

To crumple and scrunch something simultaneously

I totally scrumpled these cards into this bag brah!

by gggunit123 December 7, 2010

Scrumpler

Someone that digs through other peoples trash looking for used stuff. Someone who drives around neighborhoods looking for stuff that other's threw out. Scrumpling/Scrumple.

The Scrumpler drove his 1987 Nissan truck up and down the alley looking for a new chair for his house.

by frodolights January 18, 2007

Scrumpalump

A skanky female or a chickenhead. Can be jokingly used among girlfriends in place of hooch.

They caught that scrumpalump giving her man's bestfriend head.

Damn Lil, don't show up to work dressed like a damn scrumpalump!

by Ness22 May 31, 2007

scrump

a cross between screw and hump...."scrump."

I really like to scrump.
I would really like to scrump!

by bread infection January 1, 2006

scrump

to have sex; to fuck; origin in New York State

I think I'll get scrumped when I get home from work

by scrumpy October 28, 2003