Shicockitikoo

When something of such social girth happens, one usually tends to shi ka ka in thier knickers.

D: Aww Damn my ole lady be buggin again.

Nico: Awwww Shicockitikoo!

by Nico & Fecal Reker May 7, 2003

shisct

shit or damnit

Shisct, the cops pulled me over

by mike May 11, 2004

siscod

A small abnormal object used to stop the menstrual flow of a woman. To the greeks, a "siscod" was a remark used to describe a flamboyant or homosexual male. Used because it portrayed the weakness of a woman, and the shedding of blood symbolized the weakness of a male.

Can i borrow a siscod, it's an emergency!

by Slyguy45 February 22, 2011

shitcouched

When one becomes so intoxicated that they fall unconscious on a couch and defecates.

Man, Sean was so shitcouched last night, I won't be taking any chances by sitting on his sofa.

by a who in whoville October 19, 2011

Shescope

When a female sexual partner will grab her nipples, twist and pull them, and swing her breast about whilst her eyes are closed.

Babe, could you... shescope me?

by DankWeebems May 24, 2016

shistory

A fabricated type of pseudohistory that is typically created and shared with others in some kind of public forum—often seen as a form of shit posting somewhere on the internet. The creation of the pseudo history shitpost—or shistory—is typically intended for humor, internet trolling, misleading a group of people, or to shed light on a particular subject (or a combination of these intents).

Mark: "Hey Ashley! How great was that shistory lesson Ms. Howard gave us about the battalion in the Civil War that rode grizzly bears instead of horses?!?"
Ashley: "It was hilarious! I had no idea where she was going with it either, but boy did she fool us!"

by YeezusLives August 31, 2016

shirco

indonesian slang for a fuckboi

Man 1: Bro did u see that guy hitting on my girl??!!
Man 2: Ya bro, he's probably a shirco tryin to get laid

by lightsaberinmypants August 19, 2017