squanto

when the dude gets in a handstand and the girls jumps on his dick.

mr. jonson gave sammie the squanto of her life

by secretlover99 January 13, 2008

SQUANT

A sound you make when someone or something just emits failure via an action.

A Rod swings at the ball and the Ump screams: "Strike 3!"
Me:"SQUANT!!!!"

Video Game Voice: "You lose. Game Over."
Me: "SQUANT!"

Kevin:"Dude I can't find my TV remote anywhere."
Me: "SQUANT!"

A.P.: "She never called me back."
Me: "Haha, SQUANT!!!"

Zuphlas: "Dude this kid has agility gems in his sockets and he's a Warrior."
Me: "Lol, SQUANT!!!"

by JUFIUS September 9, 2010

Squang

A great group of people, usually more girls than boys, who do stupid and idiotic things on purpose to get in trouble because it's funny to them

Boy 1 : Hey Dario go suck a peen
boy 2 : Go buckle that girls knees, she cries about everything
boy 3: Hahaha serah is such a wimp

Girl 1: Yall are dipshits

girl 2: -sitting in corner and silently laughing-
Boy: We should have a Squang house when we are older

by Squang February 15, 2019

squankadank

To want to have sex with. Wanting to "fuck"

-Dang B I'd squankadank that hoe.
-Wilver wants to squankadank that fag.
-Danny squankadanked that umpalumpa smurf in the vagina.
-Rene squankadanked the midget that likes to mess around with other midgets.
-Saul like to squankadank with Walrus. (Walrus is Giovanny Otero who is a well known homosexual in the Stone park area, he is known to have had oral sex with many fags around the area)
-Havez is black.

by Wilverine April 17, 2007

butt squank

adj. Usually a sweaty smear or ass print left on a seat; may be fecal as well: often found on gym equipment, vinyl bus/car seats or stadium bleachers, toilet seats on hot summer days. Used as an insult. Also squank, squanky,squanked. May be spelled skwank.

1. Nervous, Jim left an enourmous butt squank on Trisha's new velvet chair.

2. The intense heat and humdity was a guarantee we'd leave our seats squanky.

3. I thought you were just a dick, but you're a butt squank as well.

by regensraincoat June 24, 2006

Squank

The aroma left in the air after a long, steamy night of churning love milk into lust butter until it develops into a foaming stew of forbidden gravy!

Me, my girlfriend & her bff sure did kick up an awesome squank in the club last night!

by E. C. DeCow August 27, 2012

Squanchasorisrex

The biggest possible form of a squanch

Everyone in Nickelback is a Squanchasorisrex

by BryDak October 27, 2008