Schlanser

A great caring Family from many places. The best part is from Michigan though. This family has a lot of militarians.

The Schlanser Family son just joined the army

by Sadie82 April 21, 2020

Schlapps

A Combination of Slaps and Schlong
When your dick physically slaps something
Or Alternatively when the Sex Is Good

"Yeah I just Schlapped my meat on the counter for literally no reason" or "Yeah ig that dick really Schlapps and after I start playing Clash Royale"

by YungTejano2004 April 29, 2020

Schlaberlatz

Your penis and ballsack, a sloppy, floppy package.

Yo, I know you don’t want to fuck me no more but don’t tell me you don’t miss my Schlaberlatz.

by Sheeeshkabobb June 10, 2020

schlapp

The sound made when two fat Republicans are having sex.

Mercedes and Matt could be heard schlapping four doors down the hall.

by SandyBrisgds October 22, 2020

Schlampe

Everyone who does not like my Judith.

"I don't like Judith." " Oh you are a Schlampe!"

by Bumseralex November 7, 2020

Schlampe

You are a Schlampe if you don't like my Judith.

"I don't like Judith." "Oh, I did not know you were a Schlampe

by Bumseralex November 7, 2020

Schlapp

a lie so ridiculous it does not even make sense to the liar

My buddy told me a real big Schlapp today, he said that Saturn is a MAGA sanctuary and QAnon is the king but can't tell me if this is the car or the planet.

by OutofCntxtClues November 9, 2020