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rowan salter

hes a nice guy and gets turned on by everything and loves stuff like gay rat and rape fish he has a awesomely speshy personality and also is friends with jake moran also hes a bang out at science and he is a rainbow 6 sege player and plays fortnut subscribe to his youtube channel gastly gaming.rowans are creative, artistic, and just generally, intelligent...

sometimes.

rowans moods can swing from distant genius, to hyper spaz, and sometimes, a spazzy genius and sometimes spazzzzzy spaz spesh

rowans hate being labeled, and will let you know that by viciously tearing you apart either verbally, or physically.

rowans are generally, cat-like, obsessing over strange/shiny/pretty things and love attention, but do not like to brag/ show off to get it.

love them or hate them, rowans force you to think sexual about them, and no matter what you tell them, they will continue to do what they want, be who they want, and jiggle your mind and balls along the the way

don't get cocky with a rowan, they have some of the most evil comebacks, it makes you feel sorry for them and hate them at the same time
being rowan salter is a weird experience
by jaeger pilot99 January 9, 2019
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drama setter

a drama setter is someone who sets drama between people so they can laugh at them and get somthing else that they want.
exp. a chick puts drama between two guys that are holding her back from hanging out with one guy so she can have that guy all to herself. aka drama setter
by shelby abbott August 15, 2006
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Scatter

1) A quick phrase used to tell a fellow gang member to run away.
1) " 5-0 man, SCATTER! "
by Sam 'Raphael' Senior November 11, 2003
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scatter blast

When you have diarrhea and you hit a pocket of gas and the shit blows out with force, spraying shit all over the toilet bowl
dude I got to shit but someone scatter blasted the toilet, my ass isnt going to sit on that
by Dirty Joe Young April 27, 2006
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Text Sitter

A person who returns text messages instantly; someone you know is waiting for your text.
Joe is such a text sitter; he returned my text before i could close my phone.
by trumpeteerx March 6, 2009
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scatterfucked

adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............
I asked Josh to wash the car, and I guess he got all scatterfucked cuz now I can't find him....
by bgates July 29, 2008
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shatter-bagged

When a male is kicked in the groin area.
During the fight, Shawn shatter-bagged the assailant, ending the hostility immediately.
by Shawner February 8, 2010
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