Quaranfling

Quaranfling An online dating encounter that begins during quarantine, used as a means to fill the dating void, and ends before quarantine is over.

Oh I know him, we had a quaranfling.

by daydiver June 16, 2020

quarantine

Slang for mid to high grade cannabis flowers intended for smoking. Quarantine never refers to kif, hash, vegetable cannabis matter (I.E. leaves, stems, seeds,), or any form of cannabis intended to be ingested such as but not limited to hash brownies or cannabutter.

Hey man lets go smoke some of that quarantine.

by Neb sicnarf January 16, 2008

Quarantinos

Collective name to people who have self isolated during the Covid 19 pandemic to decrease the spread of the virus.

Let’s all be good quarantinos and stay the fuck home so we can get back to normal life sooner.

by PhoenixNC72 March 23, 2020

Quarantined

Get Drunk Everyday

I was quarantined now I am an alcoholic

by Bsg7rah1 April 4, 2020

Quarantitties

When your once skinny bf/husband over eats due to boredom during quarantine and starts to develop lil chubs on his chest, those are called quarantitties

"Did you see Mike when quarantine was over"?

"No, was it bad"?

"Eating out of boredom got the better of him, he now has quarantitties"

"Oh no, what a shame"

by PinkChibiMemes May 18, 2020

my quarantine masturbation routine

my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!

Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!

by USAF Cadet October 2, 2020

quarantine masturbation routine

One quarantine masturbation routine is to smoke dope, lube your tube, jerk-off, squirt seven times, relax and repeat.

I'm home alone, so I think I'l do one of my quarantine masturbation routines!

by eda-skip November 23, 2021