puddle of success

the remains of the female ejaculation after receiving cunniligus from a cunning linguist. often found on the bedsheet habitat or the concave of a plastic chair.

"ohh man i was so wasted i slept in the puddle of success!shit man that stuff was all over me like a bad case of the smegs!"

by westmann88 January 6, 2007

puddle jumper

When you pee in a persons belly button, creating a decent sized puddle, then slapping the puddle with your little fella(your dick dip shit). To classify as a true puddle jumper, this action must create a splash, hopefully landing in or around the facial section of the person who was pissed on.

Nick: Dude picture this, last night I pissed on my girls stomach, creating a small pond if you will, on her belly button. Then I slapped it with my mini-wiener creating a small tidal wave that struck her face, it was awesome.

Ron: Oh, you mean you pulled off a puddle jumper? LOL

Nick: Actually I lied, i did that to you last night when you blacked out and fell asleep on my couch. Hehehe.

by trav907 May 29, 2008

puddle of mud

shit nu-metal band. if you wanna listen to 'metal' listen to proper metal. not this 12yr old loving shite

by pakibeater June 1, 2003

puddle duck

Girls that think they are country. That go to mud holes and just take selfies and start drama.

That puddle duck does nothing but start shit.

by redneckford January 10, 2014

puddle jumper

a slang term for a moped

That boy is going to die riding that puddle jumper on the highway.

by corvus808 October 28, 2009

puddle jumper

A combination of the terms "wetback" and "border jumper".

I'll give that puddle jumper a good old-fashioned bean stomping.

by Nazi Steve January 18, 2010

Puddle Drinker

One who replenishes their thirst with leftover rainfall which has landed on ground.

That Phil McFivenames is a puddle drinker.

by Puddle-Drinker-Anonymous June 24, 2017