meth progressed photo

When you create a would-be image of what a person would look like at their current age if they were a meth addict.

His meth progressed photo makes him look just like his grandpa although he’s only 45 years old!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 25, 2022

Hibernal Photoconductor

An interdimensional anomaly insinuating device that is used to destroy all energy, matter, space, and time. Though spreads the user(s) across the spans to parallel existence's. Which can be but not limited too; the past, the future, a differing present, and/or a void plain.

Has multiple uses; including time travel, interdimensional travel, h4x0ring, and removing abandoned heavy-duty offshore oil rigs.

First discovered by the foot fire lighting ninja's, the device throughout the mortal conception of time has been the cause of the destruction of the universe several times. Though with use in alternate dimensions have canceled out the device being used in the current time space. Though some speculate this cannot be known as, if the universe were to suddenly to become nonexistent we would never be one to realize it as our consciousness would also cease to exist. And a different consciousness in a similar parallel universe would continue on with the nonexistence of the other self.

...Extraordinary as it may be, triggered another time paradox in the fourth dimension which counteracted my first time paradox and reinstated the original hibernal photoconductors, and as a direct consequence reinstates much of the story that was previously nullified, but as an end result, nullifies all storyline emanating from the first mention of the mysterious disappearance of the hibernal photoconductor, which is a total...

by Satans Blob, Mako January 22, 2005

protossed

From the Starcraft gaming community, similar to "Zerged".
Protossed is being just stream-rolled by a blatantly overpowered race, or imbalance in the game.

He was so far ahead in that game, but then he got PROTOSSED by that unresolved imbalance!! Just disgusting!

by VoetsekSC August 8, 2014

Protocol Zero

Used to describe when a server destroys all non-essential data in order to prevent an intruder from accessing information deemed volatile to its users (credit card numbers, social security numbers, passwords). Emails generally aren't on the list because a server would need a way to re-establish communication with the end-user.

Origin: South Park, when Skankhunt42 destroys all evidence of his trolling

We are going protocol zero. This is not a drill.

by JMC43 December 6, 2017

PhotoFlow

A light relaxed no worried flow, no problems and no hate.

Dude let's go mess shit up man
nah dude im on my PhotoFlow right now

by FlyGuy718 August 9, 2010

photo dump

When somebody has a shitload of pictures on their camera that they finally upload to their computer and/or facebook all at once.

Rachel: Did you see Jillian's photo dump on facebook?
Stephanie: Yeah, I found one of myself from a year ago...

by grapedrankesha January 25, 2010

protocrasher

A nickname for an exploit called protosmasher. It got it's nickname after the exploit went trough a period where it would have constant crashes, late updates and injection issues causing it to get the nickname protocrasher.

Jimmy: Hey i got protosmasher
Dave: Eww you got protocrasher you know it sucks?

by iszaar October 28, 2019