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Procrastigyming

Many of us sit in our vehicles outside the gym for endless amounts of time before going inside.

Procrastigyming (verb) is the act of sitting in your vehicle for endless amounts of time texting, talking on the phone, and/or drinking your energy drink to hopefully gain the much needed motivation to go in.
You got to the gym 45 minutes ago! What took you so long to come inside?! I was “procrastigyming.”
by Kletus1991 July 16, 2023
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Procrastafeasting

Similar to procrasturbating, procrastafeasting involves eating out of boredom or as a method of wasting time to avoid doing something you either dislike, or can't be bothered with. Common among students & the unemployed.
Sarah was going to tidy her room, but she found a packet of doritos and decided on procrastafeasting instead.
by Le Wolf June 3, 2010
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Procrastiammunition

Combination of the word 'procrastination' and 'ammunition'

When a friend tells you about a cool new link or video and you use it as a springboard to avoid working for another half an hour/hour/day/exam period.

Can be shortened to "Procrastiammo" or "Procrammo"
I would've done the essay, but all 5 of my facebook notifications contained heavy amounts of procrastiammunition that powered the lazy boy in me for hours.
by Joe_AD May 6, 2011
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Procrastibang

(v) The act of having sex in order to avoid looming responsibilities.
Chad: "I'm going to fail this midterm today."
Cindy: "Why?"
Chad: "I was too busy procrastibanging to study."
by Superguidodouche May 27, 2011
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Procrastiblogging

Blogging during time poor situations where attention should be better spent on the task at hand.

see also:

procrastiblog: a blog devoted to procrastination eg crapidowheniprocrastinate.tumblr.com

procrastiblogger: one who excels in the art of procrastiblogging
Yo Ho: dude did you study for your economics final?
Steve: No way I was procrastiblogging youtube memes all night long!
by skycaptsteve June 14, 2011
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procrastafacing

Me: Have you got your assignment done yet?
Friend: Nah, I've been procrastafacing all afternoon.
by blessandrespect October 22, 2011
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procrastibook

Facebook and procrasticnation.. doing some sort of schoolwork and youre on facebook
i need to get off procrastibook and do my homework
by GreenwoodBurner December 4, 2012
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