procrastiblog

1. verb
To write or comment on blog entries as a means of avoiding other activities.
2. noun
An overly long blog entry that takes up so much time to read or write that work is neglected by the reader or author.

No, I didn't do my homework. I was up all night procrastiblogging.

by LaikaSol January 30, 2005

Procrastinology

The study (or lack there of) of procrastinating. Usually only undertaken by those who practice extreme procrastination.

Sounds more life procrastinology to me..

by ahhshit September 24, 2011

procrastibooking

the act of putting of important issues, such as homework, by browsing facebook.

Mary: did you get that essay done?
Jesus: no, i spent all night procrastibooking.

by procrastibooker April 2, 2011

Procrastiblazing

The act of smoking cannabis, with use of an array of smoking instruments, but most used to refer to smoking a joint or a spliff, instead of attending to more pressing or urgent matters.

John: Did you go to class yesterday?
Ron: No. I wanted to but I didn't.
John: What were you doing?
Ron: I was procrastiblazing so I was too stoned to move.

by B:ue February 4, 2010

procrastigoogling

The act of Googling anything -- celebrity gossip, your own name, or how to get the smell of baby vomit out of your couch -- in order to avoid doing the computer work you're supposed to be doing.

Why aren't you done with that script yet? Oh! You were procrastigoogling again, weren't you?

by joz21 May 15, 2014

Procrastibog

Pronounced "pro-crasta-bog";
The act of going to the toilet to take a break from work/school/homework to check your mobile device outside of normal break times.

"Oh geez Wilfred, lunch has gone straight through me, I better procrastibog to check on those Mets to avoid doing work"

by Chrishendo April 29, 2014

Procrasticloseting

Procrastinating "coming out of the closet" about one's sexual identity or gender identity.

Person 1: So have you come out to your parents yet?
Person 2: Nah, not yet. I've been procrasticloseting.

by that bloke February 22, 2018