Private Joke 

Joking to yourself, that you are the only that could understand or someone you know that knows also what your laughing at.

Lea and Myki: (eating lunch)

Myki: Laughing without reason (remembered something funny)

Lea: Whats wrong

Myki Its a private joke! Hahah.

Private Joke by gugubebe January 18, 2011

private school 

A school which rich kids attend who dont understand the value of money and which daddy gives everything to them on a plate and who believe they are intellectually superior to anybody else.

People who attend private schools are unlikely to come across many ethnic minorities or persons of a lower social class either at school or from the area they live in.

Tend to get ahead in life because of the family they were born into and life chances rather than because of merit.

employer: which school did you go to?
employee: I went to a top private school?
employer: your hired.

private school by mig* September 23, 2006

private swell

When a man is attending a pool party or any event which he will be bare-chested at, and he does numerous push-ups, crunches, and isometric exercises behind closed doors in order to look swollen when he returns to the party.

Brian: "Yo, fuckin private swell right now upstairs, I'll go first, you watch the door"

Jamie: "Ight yo let's get fuckin swollen."

private swell by Meat Dismantler April 2, 2009

Private Figure 

A private figure is a person who has significant influence on his/her family & friends.

I never wanted this bag until I saw Sarah with it. She influenced my decision as a private figure.

Private Figure by Sghrrr February 5, 2021

Private School Princess

A girl who is sweet, kind, smart, funny, intelligent, beautiful, and an amazing person to have in your life. She will always be there for you and help you out with your problems and will never judge you. She can be a little spoiled at times but she's never arrogant.

Plebeian: Hello Princess, do you attend our High School?

Private School Princess: No plebeian, I attend a private school.

Private School Princess by jellyoutfit February 14, 2021

Private security contractor 

See mercenary.

Private security contractor, ex-military, high level commandos, trained with U.S. taxpayer dollars, who have opted to work for a contracting firm at much larger salaries than regular military and be free of the restraints and regimentation of an actual military organization, while performing work traditionally done by actual military units such as the Navy Seals, etc.

Private security contractor by RustyCannon January 1, 2010

Private School 

A school, for kid's with good parents who dont want their kids to grow up living on the streets in new york city. we dont go there only because we can afford it. we just dont wanna have to deal with drama, and other public school useless stuff. we arent mean to eachother, and we arent all white. so shut up if you say anything else about it

Public school kid: ewh you catholic school rich bitch!
Private school kid: shut up, we just have better parents then you!

Private School by Renee June 16, 2006