Good Porning

It's where u wake up and do fricken porn

I said Good Porning to mi wife

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

Posting

The act of - a group of people to carry a male legs open and run towards a lamp-post, thereby smashing his genitalia into said post.
To post someone.

Gary to group of friends: "Lets go and grab Andy and post him!"

Group of friends: "Yeah! We could give him a good posting!"

by Hairy Gonk Mother October 1, 2010

pooting

The term used when someone farts in another persons face.

Pooting is = *person positions backside near someones face and lets one rip*

by JayGulBard May 31, 2007

Poring

A fat pink jelly blob in a MMORPG called Ragnarok Online. They go pop when you poke em.

TehN00b:Hey! A Poring!
=> (:3)
POKE!
=> ( X 3 )

by Jeres November 7, 2004

Pepper Potting

Named after the army manoeuvre based on the principle of fire and movement. That is, firing and moving, often in pairs, with one soldier firing to suppress the enemy whilst the other moves either toward the enemy or to a more favourable position. Pepper potting in sex involves one or two males engaged in sex with a single female, whilst more wait and move in once the initial pair have shot their loads.

Gaz, Mikey, John and Simon were pepper potting Charlie the other night and she fucking loved it.

by pepperpotter July 26, 2010

Porking

The act of having sex, or fucking.
Porking is sex without the art
Porking is dirty, nasty sex that includes Vaginal Chainsaw Massacres, Boston Pancakes, or the notorious Hot Karl

Woodcock's porking this guys mom!!!

by The Murphinator January 19, 2010

snorkel porking

When an individual dawns a two piece wetsuit, flippers, a sheathed broken piece of glass and a snorkel mask enters a body of salt water with moderate to large pig in arms, the individual proceeds to sodomize said pig while venting its innards into the saltwater with the glass shard, causing pig to lose buoyancy pulling the sodomite and bleeding pig under the surface of the water until climax.

Noun, Verb, Adj.

Noun: "I'd rather be snorkel porking."

Verb: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING BILL!?" "I am snokel porking."

Adjective: "Man thats a snokelporking ride you got there."

by snorkpork November 28, 2010