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Plastic Brilliance

Toy for the select, everlasting batteries, light relief, hits the spot. No real men required.
Why Jackie, I divn't kna whey good satisfaction could be like, was now I have found me plastic brilliance.
by Maladoni April 1, 2006
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Plastic Fart

A fart that produces a surprisingly loud noise due to the plastic chair being sat on acting as an amplifier.
John was sitting in the Doctor's waiting room when he felt the need to fart. He tried to slip out a silent one but ended up doing a plastic fart. It was so loud an old lady shit herself and two babies started to cry.
by normanstanleyfletcher June 9, 2015
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plastic sister

A relationship that appears to be in harmony on the surface, yet in fact both people hate each other or trying to compete with another in secret. Plastic sisters get jealous of each other yet maintain a formal smile all the time. Not particularly girls.
Look, A and B are obviously plastic sisters.
Why are they still together, A’s bf cheated on her with B?
That’s literally what plastic sisters mean.
by PG One May 31, 2018
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Plastic BJ

When a girl has on a strap on and a guy gives her a blowjob
Tom: I almost died last night!

Bill: Dude, what happened??
Tom: I gave this girl a plastic bj last night and I choked on her purple dick!
by Gatedear November 30, 2013
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Plastic Bag

Something that you pull over your head when trying to kill yourself.
Wal-Mart gives away plastic bags for free as part of their plot to have everyone kill themselves easier.
by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009
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Heavy Plastic

MUSIC GENRE: Fake heavy metal music; Heavy metal music played to mock heavy metal music; Term coined by the band Cookie Crotch Nuts.
Cookie Crotch Nuts - Pure American heavy plastic.
by Mudwhistle of CCN August 6, 2011
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