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Pikesville

Don't lie to yourself, you wish you were from Pikesville. Whether you live in 21208 or 21209, everyone knows your name and your history. Getting a car on your 16th birthday is a birthright, much like your bar/bat mitzvah. Yes, that's right: if you live in Pikesville, and you aren't Jewish, then you want to be. And while the Mothers are playing Mah Jong and attending Stock Club meetings, and the Fathers are busy running their law firms, accounting firms, banks, and medical practices, the kids are at play, driving in their brand new cars to the bars, a house party, or the next Pikesville High School Lacrosse game. That's right, Pikesville kids are athletic (Don't let the stature fool you). And yet, when it comes time to graduate, Pikesville kids can't wait to leave to find new people because in high school, the Towson, Owings Mills, and Reisterstown kids were not good enough for the Pikesville kids to hang out with.
Don't hate Pikesville kids because our fathers sign your fathers' paychecks.
by MJM April 24, 2005
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pigestrian

"I almost kicked that pigestrian that was walking on the sidewalk in front of the convenience store."
by cdafox April 13, 2010
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Piesexual

A person who takes sexual pleasure in the act of being pelted with pies during intercourse. The flavour of pie chosen varies greatly between piesexuals.
The custard stains on his wall suggested to the girl that he was deeply piesexual.
by James Almond December 13, 2008
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clean her pipes

When you hook up with a woman who hasn’t gotten any in a while, your dick becomes her pipe cleaner...
I hooked up with that married chick and she hasn’t had any for a while, I cleaned her pipes good last night...totally clean her pipes
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pipes

Arm muscles that are usually large and well defined
Check out these pipes (Flex arms now)
by Rob T January 14, 2004
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Nice Pipes

Dude you hear her? She got nice pipes
by DopeRetail January 4, 2014
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pipes

Fake ecstasy tablets
Test yo shit b4 u eat it...might be pipes!
by noozoo March 21, 2009
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