phelching

to suck jizz from bodily orifice

Jack and Jill went up the hill and phelched all day long

by Adam April 11, 2005

Phelps'd

To beat down, dominate or make someone cry in a competition. Just like Michael Phelps crushes everyone in the pool.

Similar to pwned

Jay: I totally lost that game.
Bob: Dude, you got Phelps'd.

by Sir James W October 9, 2008

Phelps blunt

A marajuana blunt that gives you the rush have a healthy lifestyle right before hitting the climax of your high , named after the Michael phelps the Olympic swimmer

" as soon as I finish this phelps blunt I want to stop eating potato chips and swim "

by Veitnam V May 18, 2013

Phelpsed

To get extremely stoned.

I got so phelpsed last night when we were hitting that bong.

by J-Money04 February 19, 2009

Michael Phelps

When you rip the bong like a winner.

"You call that taking a hit, here let me teach you how to Michael Phelps"

"I Michael Phelps erryday"

by ahebunghole March 4, 2009

Michael Phelps (sex move)

a sexual maneuver which involves the girl going on 2 knees while the guy cums in her face, immediately followed by placing a gold metal on her neck.

guy 1: dude, last night at the pool locker room, this chick gave ma a michael phelps (sex move)

guy 2: man, i wish my girlfriend gives me michael phelps.

by LLfuckhead00 May 2, 2010

Phelps-o-gasm

The tingly feeling both males and females get when they see Michael Phelps' abs.

Chick 1:HOLY SHIT MICHAEL PHELPS
Chick 2:Mmmmmm ooooh ahhh
Chick2: I know, I'm having a total phelps-o-gasm too!

by HannahHorton December 22, 2008