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antisocial networking

The Liberal media censoring web blogs so that only their
socialist agenda is presented. Democrats feeble attempt to brainwash the populous into their twisted way of thinking.
AOL is part of the current the present administrations antisocial networking.
by NCKnobster June 15, 2011
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antisocial networking

A term used to describe people who rarely, if ever visit social networking sites because they have better things to do with their time. They limit their activity to 30 minutes a day. They avoid habits like changing their profile picture daily and putting every thought they have on Twitter. Most don't have an Instagram account, but the few that do avoid uploading pictures that make it seem like they're showing off.
Janet: You've only posted on the News Feed twice this whole month. What's up with that?

Mike: I'm antisocial networking.

Janet: I'm impressed.
by 2014_chiguy September 19, 2013
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The Food Network

A TV station for stay-at-home moms, aspiring chefs, and stoners. Also a favorite of broke college students.
Carla: I'm so hungry!

Marrissa: Maybe you should quit watching the Food Network then.
by funinthesun December 21, 2008
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Cartoon Network

The wankholes who ruined:

»Dragon Ball Z
»Dexter's Laboratory
»Everything
Cartoon Network likes its tittyless momma.
by bastardized bottomburp June 22, 2003
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Networking

Pronounced: (Uh-Lan)
Partying, and drinking.
I cant make it tonight, I have to go networking.
The best way to meet people is to network.
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Cartoon Network

is better than Nickelodeon.

And to those who think they screw over anime, you obviously haven't seen adult swim, a timeslot reserved for more mature shows like Futurama, Trigun, and Family Guy.
I finished my homework at 4:55 PM so I decided to watch some TV. Unfortunately, they were airing Toonami, so I waited until 11 PM to watch Adult Swim.
by dj gs68 October 21, 2003
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Social Network Status Tease

The Social Network Status Tease (SNST) is a ditzy bitch who can do no more than post “cute” little sexual comments and jokes on their MySpace and/or Facebook page, with the hopes that they will get a long thread of “cute” little sexual responses from guys (most likely Shirtless Profile Asshole, Mustang Asshole, or Crotch Rocket Asshole).

SNST’s only creativity in life is the ability to use common, everyday terms in some kind of sexual reference. SNST also LOVES to post pics which emphasize their boobs. Their face may be a wreck, but their cans have GOT to be the attention of the photo. SNST will post from their home, school, work, the store, or anywhere else in order to satisfy their piss-poor self-esteem.

Nobody with any moral character at all wants to see the posts from SNST. They are predictable and oh-so-common. SNST often announces the bar at which they are going that evening, with the hopes that local male assholes will also go to that same bar. This makes for an entire evening of free drinks, and ego-boosting flirting for SNST.
Social Network Status Tease won't have very many ways to attract attention when time takes its toll on their face and body. Luckily, loser "social network guy" doesn't care that the face in SNST's profile doesn't really match the face in person. For the time being, however...its free drinks and filrting fo SNST !!!!
by mad genius December 8, 2010
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