emo-ness

an adjective conversion for the noun emo which is used to label depressed or angry people

jhon : that kid looks pretty depressed

harry : yah his emo-ness is pretty compelling

by fraja December 23, 2010

Loch Ness Peaker

A turd that rears its ugly head from the shitter like Nelly or Champ and emits a stank that makes you mini-puke in your mouth.

Yo dude, check out that shit. It's peakin out of the water like the Loch Ness monster.

by beeyatch December 16, 2004

Mr. Artist-ness

A distinct style usually depicting dark, introspective themes such as hunger or loyalty. In literature, the sentences may be archaic or passive. In visual art, it is characterized by greyscale with a blue tint, extreme detail and white or grey backgrounds. Common in all mediums of Mr. Artist-ness are badass medics in glasses, dragons, cool coats, artist abuse and copious amounts of extrememegaepicsauce. This style is completely devoid of prostitutes.

Hey, did you see that cool drawing of Faegan on deviantart yesterday?

Yeah, that picture reeked of Mr. Artist-ness!

by Plushers July 21, 2010

loch ness monster

An unidentified animal living in Loch Ness, the largest body of fresh water in Britain. It first came to the attention of the general public in the thirties when a London surgeon R.K.Wilson took a photo of what looked like the head-and-neck of a dinosaur-like creature. What with The Lost World and RKO's King Kong in the cinema, there was an explosion in public interest. The monster's image, however, was to be forever tainted by the pantomime which followed, in which a game big hunter called Wetherall came to Loch Ness and discovered footprints on the shore. The tracks turned out to have been made by a hippo foot, which was some kind of ashtray or other keepsake. What kind of a big game hunter couldn't work out that they were all hippo tracks made by the same foot I don't know, but he left Loch Ness. In 1994 the now-famous surgeon's photo turned out to be a fake, a model on a toy submarine made by Wetherall - revenge on the world that mocked him. Over the years there have been a number of photos and films of unidentified creatures in Loch Ness. Some have been proved as fakes (to be honest, I wasn't surprised when the surgeon's photo turned out to be a fake. I'd always thought there was something odd about it). But there is still strong film evidence and a lot of eye-witness evidence to support the existence of a long-necked animal of some kind. Modern scientists often dismiss eye-witness evidence as non-evidence. I'm glad they're not running the judicial system, otherwise they'd have every prisoner released. What doesn't help is a decidedly vulgar merchandising industry which has turned the monster into nothing more than a theme park attraction. The official Loch Ness exhibition centre now officially doesn't believe in Nessie anyway. Their cinema now shows visitors a film telling of all the reasons why Nessie is a hoax, accompanied by silly music. You leave the cinema at the end of the film and are then confronted by a shop selling plush Nessies, Nessie mugs, china Nessies, Nessies with tartan hats and endless other over-priced junk. Personally I'm sure there were unidentified animals in Loch Ness until recent years. I think, what with their proven sensitivity to noise, and what with Loch Ness now covered in countless noisy boats of every shape and form, that whatever was in the Loch has either died out or returned to the sea never to return. Either way, I think it's better for the welfare of these creatures that their existence is never proved.

Newsflash, 3/4/2011:
The existence of long-necked creatures in Loch Ness has been proved. Now every science laboratory in the world wants one to dissect. Every zoo wants one, and every gourmand in the world wants to taste the flesh of one in some revoltingly over-priced restaurant.
Within the year, the loch ness monster will be as dead as dodos and Stellar's sea cows.

by StormSworder August 16, 2006

Bo'ness

Hell on earth. A town in Scotland which Mordor from Lord Of The Rings was based on. The town is populated by the scum of the Earth, e.g. Jakies, Junkies, tinks, bums, tramps, crackheads, Emos and people who make/watch Scat. Bo'ness is the reason why Hitler didn't invade Britain. Real name is Borrowstoneness, but the people who live there are illiterate, therefore unable to spell that.

Retard - "Shit man, it's gonna take 3 hours to get to Grangemouth that way, why don't we just go through Bo'ness?"

Sensible guy - *Blows retard's head off*

by Merryweather April 22, 2006

loch ness monster

An ugly woman (coined by groundskeeper Willie)

Ach! Back to the loch with YOU nessie!

by Omgwtfbbq October 10, 2004

un-ergonomic-ness

1) To not be the very nature of ergonomic. The opposite of ergonomic.
2) A made up word by Digo Raccoon upon the discovery of those 8-bit nintendo controllers and how he used to play on those things and not get sore from them.

My hands are sore from the un-ergonomic-ness of those controllers.

by Stragus Magus July 29, 2003