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Admiral Ackbar's cousin...for some reason his name is printed on the Iraqi flag.
Have you seen Allah Ackbar around? That cracker owes me money
by Omgwtfbbq June 19, 2004

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An ugly woman (coined by groundskeeper Willie)
Ach! Back to the loch with YOU nessie!
by Omgwtfbbq October 10, 2004

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Kinda wierd in the head. Comes from the DJ in GTA:VC.
that guy was Lazzlo - that guy was "mentally challenged"
by OMGWTFBBQ January 17, 2005

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The act of giving oral sex, especially to a sailor/captain/naval officer. Variations:
Hand Cap'n- another word for hand job.
"Captain Bernard sure gives some good cap'ns."
by omgwtfbbq October 25, 2004

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A person suffering from an immensely damaging state of retardation and sheer stupidity. Some symptoms include: screaming at computers, attempting to ALT+F4 a head of lettuce, mindless defragmentation of computers.
Shut the fuck up Hugh.
by omgwtfbbq April 17, 2004

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