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Pulling my balls 

A slang used when someone is just messing around with you
Tim: Dude, did you do your homework?
Jimmy: We didn't have homework. Dude quit pulling my balls
Pulling my balls by Muffdiver25 November 6, 2013

Give my balls a heada 

A discrete way of saying 'suck me off' or 'suck my dick'.
"Hey bby, wanna come give my balls a heada"

brush my balls 

Brush My Balls (verb) - 1) To convince somebody of something that isn’t true; 2) To exxagerate in order to be more convincing; 3) To lie to someone in order to spare their feelings, 4) To literally brush the hairs on a man’s genitalia for the purposes of either eliciting pleasure or grooming an otherwise unkempt ball sack back into a uniform condition so that you can then power suck his nuts without getting too many hairs in your mouth, though you’re bound to get some if they’re not shorn in the first place.

See also: Brushing my balls; Brush your balls; Brushing your balls; Swamp ass grooming, Nut hair shaping, feather dusting, venereal rub, moose massage, taint cleanse, sub power scrub, submarine trim, lie, exxagerate, pull my leg, yank my wad, titty fuck my mind
You: “That’s a really good idea.”
Me: “stop brushing my balls bitch

Her: “I really like your jokes”
Me: “shut up and start brushing my balls bitch

Him: Do you want to brush my balls?
Me: No, I want to tell the truth ...(fag)
brush my balls by Ken1plus2 May 25, 2018

Zercon my balls 

A term used for when mr.zercon appears in a discord chat sometimes it just happens at random. It is deprived from the "sigma" joke part of a phase sound random but with more wording makes a sex joke about applying action to the male testicles
*mr.zercon joins the VC
Everyone:Zercon my balls
Zercon my balls by Mr mopper December 26, 2019

Lickin’ my balls 

When you’re having a great time with your friends and something’s about to happen that’s gonna be real nice.
R.J.: “Colt how you feeling about these jagerbombs?”
Colt: “Man I’m lickin’ my balls right now I’ll tell you what.”
Ron: “Real nice buddy.”

Spew my balls 

To spew one's balls.
To be in such testicular pain that one feels like he's throwing up his testicles.
Sometimes, nausea and vomiting accompany the pain.
Guy 1 - I think i'm gonna spew my balls, i can taste puke in my mouth! Get me an ice pack!
Guy 2 - Oh man! That bitch destroyed you with one kick!
Spew my balls by Nobli January 14, 2023