midtown

a hipsters term anything mainstream.

Breathing is SO midtown. Being anarobic is so deck.

by boohaapoo January 12, 2006

Midol

1.)a miracle pill or all them bitches who are pms-ing...
2.)something you tell a guy to take when he is being a straight-up ass hole.
3.) something you wrap up and give to a girl who is a total bitch to show her how much of a bitch she is.

1.) crap, i havnt taken my midol yet, dont make me kill you!
2.)(to a guy) what the hell is your problem? take some midol, man. damn.
3.)have some midol you phsycotic bitch!

by Shubalaskubba April 17, 2006

Midjob

Midget giving a blowjob

Sebastian Bland recieved a midjob on his weekend getaway to Vegas.

by Jules Kirby March 31, 2009

midload

a term exclusively used in first person shooter games, where in the middle of reloading, someone killed you, usually to great annoyance.

"Shit, that guy just midloaded me."

by jakpro95 February 28, 2010

midch

a male that would eat his own male friends ass in order to eat the ass of a hot females

I heard he pulled a midch to have sex with her, i wish he was my friend.

by drew69s August 12, 2017

madcock

A hairy man with a massive raging penis. Not to be messed around with due to the fact of how many pull ups and push ups he can due

Hey madcock!

by Sirblackhand November 1, 2017

Madcow

A diesese which is carried through the air and turns cattles brain to the same mush your grandmother eats at her old folks home. Remember the best way to combat the diesese is to wipe front to back at all times.

Young Hick Boy: "I think that ma's sick pa'

Hick Farmer: "I reckon shes got madcow, time to close the border again (spits tobacco)"

by Schefter January 1, 2005