by uttley February 3, 2017
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A particularly insidious deficiency of the male form that typically becomes apparent to its victims during a vulnerable activity of adolescence, as they suddenly realize they don't measure up and are fatally flawed.
They react to the news in many ways. Some may try joinging a band, dying their hair, and getting tattoos and piercings to draw attention away from the nearly empty space beneath their loins. Others may acquire a large lifted truck, a mustang, a challenger, or some other car with a very loud engine so as to drown out the throes of their unending weeping for their lack of penile material.
They react to the news in many ways. Some may try joinging a band, dying their hair, and getting tattoos and piercings to draw attention away from the nearly empty space beneath their loins. Others may acquire a large lifted truck, a mustang, a challenger, or some other car with a very loud engine so as to drown out the throes of their unending weeping for their lack of penile material.
Person 1: "Gee, that guy in the mustang with the forearm tats who just cut us off seemed really cool."
Person 2: "Yea, it's really sad...some people are just born with less, you know?"
Person 1: "But sometimes good things come in small packages."
Person 2: "Sure they do, sure they do..."
Later that night:
Mustang guy, naked: "Ok I'm ready, let's do this"
Girl: "Do what?? There's nothing there to do anything with!!!"
Mustang guy: *micropenis twitches*
Person 2: "Yea, it's really sad...some people are just born with less, you know?"
Person 1: "But sometimes good things come in small packages."
Person 2: "Sure they do, sure they do..."
Later that night:
Mustang guy, naked: "Ok I'm ready, let's do this"
Girl: "Do what?? There's nothing there to do anything with!!!"
Mustang guy: *micropenis twitches*
by cynicalsage00769420 September 25, 2019
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by Zee November 4, 2004
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Get the microphone mug.to hold whatever you're smoking and talk instead of hitting it. usually done by know-it-alls who feel like they're superior to you in intellect and that you could learn a few things from them.
Guy 1: Rambling on about bands no one cares about
Guy 2: Damn man you gonna hit that shit or microphone it all night?
Guy 2: Damn man you gonna hit that shit or microphone it all night?
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