matt 

someone who says your their best friend, but makes you feel bad more than good. he gets mad at you for lying and making him cry, then makes you cry because of it. what a great guy.

matt says he's just kidding, but he really makes me cry.

matt by laker123 December 13, 2009

Matt 

Used to refer to somebody who says they'll be there for you no matter what but turns back on his word. Syn: hypocrite, bad friend.

"I'll always stay your friend, even through the tough times"

"You're being such a Matt"

Matt by ladeedas December 9, 2007

Matt 

Probably the sexiest person you will ever meet that every one loves because she is the coolist person in the world

Girl 1: OMG! who's that?
Girl 2: Oh, that 's just my boyfriend, Matt.

Matt by Conly O' Hara December 10, 2012

Matt 

Matt is a natural stud muffin, Tank, and tends to fart in class... ALOT! Matt is the type of person everyone loves, he's also known to be very tall skinny and a Huge Giants fan. He'll scratch his back alot in class, most likely make the football team for his school and his first car will deffinetly be a blue Mustang GT. Matt goes by the motto "Stay Frosty!" He's also very into girls and instantly goes crazy for all the girls in school. What can we say? Matt is a Tank!

"What's that smell?! I think someone just pulled a matt."

"Man your cool! Your just like matt!"

Matt by Godofwords555 October 2, 2013

Matt 

Matt is the kind of guy who as a wonderful girl friend. However, when she goes off to college he gets with as many girls as he can. in other words a complete jerk! who doesnt deserve to have a girl friend or get any at all!

Person #1.)hey have you seen matt?
Person #2.) Nah man, hes probably cheating on his amazing girlfriend with some sophmores.

Matt by Mathew Perryman May 21, 2008

matt 

1.) An offensive term used by women to describe extremely small male genetalia.

2.) a man which appears to have little or no genitalia. (may or may not be a deformation.)

3.) A squirrels penis.

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1.) Jill: soo, how was he?
Ann: ...:( i dont want to talk about it.. he pulled out his matt....

2.) Doc: i recomend any surgery possible to enlarge this matt...

3.) ann: how cute... look at that squirrels little matt...

matt by eric lutherson December 15, 2007

matt 

someone who is really gay and doesnt mind fingering their butthole every now and then.

He covers up his huge gayness by saying he will kill things with a giant battle axe. But everyone one knows the giant battle axe stands for his penis and him killing people is really just sticking his dick into a mans ass

Me: "Matt want to go out and hang out with some hot chicks. Gurantee we get laid tonight!"

Matt: "No im okay. I think I'll just finger my.... i mean massacre a small village with my giant battle axe."

Me: "Okay man have fun with that...."

matt by therod74349 April 28, 2010