therod74349's definitions
someone who is really gay and doesnt mind fingering their butthole every now and then.
He covers up his huge gayness by saying he will kill things with a giant battle axe. But everyone one knows the giant battle axe stands for his penis and him killing people is really just sticking his dick into a mans ass
He covers up his huge gayness by saying he will kill things with a giant battle axe. But everyone one knows the giant battle axe stands for his penis and him killing people is really just sticking his dick into a mans ass
Me: "Matt want to go out and hang out with some hot chicks. Gurantee we get laid tonight!"
Matt: "No im okay. I think I'll just finger my.... i mean massacre a small village with my giant battle axe."
Me: "Okay man have fun with that...."
Matt: "No im okay. I think I'll just finger my.... i mean massacre a small village with my giant battle axe."
Me: "Okay man have fun with that...."
by therod74349 April 28, 2010
Get the mattmug.