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Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment

Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment is a professional sports company with its headquarters in Toronto, Ontario. Valued at 1.75 billion USD, they have many assets including the Toronto Maple Leafs, the Toronto Marlies, the Toronto Raptors, the Toronto FC, and the Air Canada Centre.

Unfortunately (or fortunately for their competition), they are 80% owned by the Ontario Teachers' Pension Plan, who don't give 2 sh*ts about sports, except to collect their pensions and go to sleep every night laughing at how much the Leafs, the Raptors, and the FC fail year after year.
Justin Bieber is a disgrace to music as Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment is a disgrace to sports.

If Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment got $1 from every person in Toronto every time one of their teams made the playoffs, MLSE will have $0.

The amount that Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment cares about its teams can be compared to the amount of success Ron Wilson has as a coach, which is negative infinity.
by Ron Wilson's Lover Brian Burke November 2, 2011
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Maple Log Roll

A maple log roll is when you fall out of your tree in Canada.
"I did a maple log roll earlier today and now my sphincter is damaged. This sucks!"
by CanadianWench June 28, 2012
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maple water

That leaky nose you have when its super cold outside!
Man, the maple water is really going this morning!
by Wapus270 January 1, 2014
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Maple Bean

“Bean” is a shortened word for “Beaner;” a derogatory word used against Hispanics. A “Maple Bean” is a Hispanic that illegally crossed over the US/MEX border but kept going so far that he ended up in Canada. That Hispanic then has a few kids born and raised in Canada, and they are first generation Maple Beans.
Alejandro: ay papi, y’all esses from America cuz based on your accents y’all aint from El Tri.

JuanTuan: No my family and I are from Toronto eh.

Alejandro: so y’all are Maple Beans?
JuanTuan: Maple Beans? What are you talking aboat?
by Tuantingtong September 19, 2018
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maolan

A legend when it comes to playing tag, and always has that gas. He likes to talk back to his teachers, but his classmates all find it hilarious. Good at sports but misses tournaments because of the school’s punishments for his attitude. Likes rap music and makes rap music better than his other friends who do. Always very honest and an amazing friend if you get to know him.
Hey maolan do you want to play some tag?
by Anon96351 April 22, 2019
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malolonne

It is a state of condition where you are hooked already into a drinking spree with your teammates that may lead
you to the hospital.
ex. 1 = Drink moderately or else you will be MALOLONNE.

ex. 2= "Maghinay-hinay sa inom lalo't sa E.A. kung ayaw mong MALOLONNE sa alak!
by Kuya Jay October 10, 2019
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Madolting

Madolt (ing) mah-dolt

N.
People who have no intention of having children. That they are only alive to make a heck load of money.
A lot of people in their 20s are Madolting phase
by Somechick06 March 29, 2020
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