Detroit Lions fan

Someone who is hopelessly convinced of something that has no chance of happening.

Bill: Hey, Ned actually thinks he's gonna get laid this weekend!
Jim: Ha ha! Yeah right...must be a Detroit Lions fan.

by Jucifer Jones January 29, 2008

shitty loser-ass Lions

Detroit Lions.
A team that really sucks monkey balls. They will NEVER make it to the superbowl, let alone win it. They suck ass, and there fans are a bunch of fags and losers themselves.

Team slogan should be: " Theres always next year."

Me: HA HA lions lose again they really suck!

Eric: That what I get for liking the shitty loser-ass lions. oh well. Theres always next year."

by BigRay0069 August 1, 2008

Lionshead

Nectar of the gods. Brewed using the 4 magical german beer ingredients water hops grain and yeast. Additional ingredients include phoenix tears, unicorn blood, and the bile of a jabberwocky. Generally known for its affordability and the incredibly entertaining riddles on the underside of the caps. Has a sweet light easy-to-drink quality. A common challenge for the dedicated lionshead drinker is to finish an entire case to one's self and solve all the rebus puzzles on the lids from said case by the end of the night. A Pennsylvanian treat, straight outta Wilkes-Barre.

"Hey I have 12 bucks, let's get some Lionshead and go ghost hunting."
"Hey I have 12 bucks, let's get some Lionshead and go skating"
"Hey don't tell me the answer to that Lionshead riddle."

by Jessesmombutt April 13, 2009

Lynnsi

Lynnsi is most commonly associated with heartbreak and is very addictive. typically down to earth and charming.

That girl is cool, but she is no Lynnsi.

by entirely guilty by design September 29, 2011

detroit lions

crappy Detroit football team...since 1970: 15 playoff berths, 1 playoff win; help me marriucci, you're my only hope

The Lions...

by LyingLions March 23, 2004

Glen Lyon Pennsylvania

One of the scummiest poorest areas of pennsylvania where the low class peeps live. Usually you will find white trash living on foodstamps, nascar junkies, fourwheelers and people who buy their clothes from wal-mart.

Damn those folk that be livin in glen lyon pa are sad.

by rus February 24, 2005

lynsey

Coolest shit there ever was.

extremly hot and has a nice body.

Rather do any day.

dude that girls a lynsey.

by jackson goliaths June 24, 2008