When a woman is too drunk to even spread her legs. Mainly cuz she will most likely piss everywhere if she does. Similar to whiskey dick but much rarer.
Rita was so plastered last night I couldn't even pry her open! I had to fuck a pie. I hate limp pussy!
by Ralphy2 April 24, 2010
n.// A band that, despite constant nay-saying from what seems like everyone on the planet, is still touring across the globe and is raking in millions from record sales. In a sense, 'Limp Bizkit' is another term for a contradiction among what the general public says and what it does.
n.// Everyone says they hate Limp Bizkit, yet they still go out and buy their CDs. That, ladies and gentlemen, is what you call "saying whatever everyone else is saying, so long as your precious image is preserved."
by Chase Lawrence (only pussies leave e-names) May 04, 2004
A nu metal band formed in 1994 by Fred Durst(vocals) and Sam Rivers(bass)
John Otto(drums) and Wes Borland (gultars) quicky added to the formular.
Latter joined by Ex- House Of Pain DJ, DJ Lethal.
After doing many a tour with Deftones,Soulfly,Faith No More, Korn and The Famly Values Tour '98 and the realse of "Faith" from the album Three Dolar Bill Y'all the band was noitced.
Scince then they have had a replacement in gultarist - Mike Smith in 03 (who was repalced by Wes Borland returning around 13th August '04)
Relased 4 other albums with the 5th one being relased 3rd May '05
John Otto(drums) and Wes Borland (gultars) quicky added to the formular.
Latter joined by Ex- House Of Pain DJ, DJ Lethal.
After doing many a tour with Deftones,Soulfly,Faith No More, Korn and The Famly Values Tour '98 and the realse of "Faith" from the album Three Dolar Bill Y'all the band was noitced.
Scince then they have had a replacement in gultarist - Mike Smith in 03 (who was repalced by Wes Borland returning around 13th August '04)
Relased 4 other albums with the 5th one being relased 3rd May '05
Three Dollar Bill Y'all (1997)
Significant Other (1999)
Choclate Starfish And The Hot Dog FLavoured Water (2000)
New Old Songs (2001)
Results May Vary (2003)
The Unquestionable Truth (2005)
Significant Other (1999)
Choclate Starfish And The Hot Dog FLavoured Water (2000)
New Old Songs (2001)
Results May Vary (2003)
The Unquestionable Truth (2005)
by Codbizkit April 11, 2005
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What going on with these positive definitions? Is Limp becoming popular again? I didn't know their new album did that well. Well, nothing wrong with Fred coming back the spot light, we'll just crack more jokes about him and make parodies of his new songs.
by Sako January 10, 2004
Someone who cannot achieve an erection. A person who may not be able to perform sexually because of nervousness, awkwardness or just plain malfunctioned.
by sonni vitale...... April 21, 2008
a very shitty poser-metal band they suck ass..anyone that likes them is hella gay...listen to something good like slipknot or lamb of god
by Slipknot-vol.3 subliminal verses May 16, 2006