Leftard

The opposite of a rightard, but just as horrible.

Leftard: I identify as wefokweofkoakwefokgender.
Sane person: Dude you're a fucking idiot. There are only two genders.
Leftard: REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!111!!1!!11!

by Inquisitive Walnut August 10, 2019

The Book of Lecantechomy

The Book of Lecantechomy is a collection of stories, that chronicles the many battles of The Great Meme War.

“Nico lent me a copy of The Book of Lecantechomy.”

by Meme Mage March 25, 2019

Chocolate LeClair

an unspeakable sexual act to only be preformed by professionals

last night i tried the chocolate leclair on a chick and we both ended up in the ER

by billisan September 25, 2008

emo-lectual

A specific variety of intellectual; one whose intellectual pursuits (often the reading of modern philosophers) has left them cynical, overly serious, and had a negative impact on their ability to have fun and socialize.

Most emo-lectuals (believing that they "get life" better than others) openly look down on people that are less intelligent or not as well versed in their particular field of interest (ie a particular art-style or said modern philosopher), making it difficult even for other intellectuals to enjoy their company and vice versa.

Intellectual: "What's that you're reading?"
Emo-lectual: "The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand, have you read it?"
Intellectual: "No I'm not familiar with it"
Emo-lectual rolls his eyes with a melodramatic sigh and goes back to reading his book, deliberately ignoring Intellectual.

by Danielle L'O March 3, 2008

Lactard

Someone is unable to drink milk and suffers from lactose intolerence

"Meg, just take a sip of this milk"
"I already told you, I can't, I'm a lactard"

by jake826 May 6, 2006

Lectric Boots

Electic boots manufactured by Ol' Fatty's. The box says that there are no fewer than eight lights falshing at any time and are whisper quiet. When the boots are plugged in, the lights on the boots do flash, but they make an obnoxiously loud hum. They also suck up a lot of energy, which is probably what "solid state" means.

I just got my new Lectric Boots in the mail today!

by SMD November 13, 2004

chocolate leclair

a very naughty sex act to only be preformed by professionals or crazy people

Ambrose: How did your date last night go?

Bill: not so good, i tried to give her the chocolate leclair and we both ended up in the ER

by billisan October 3, 2008