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Keeley Torpy

MEANS PRINCESS!
THAT SHE IS... KIND, LOVING, SEXY, BEAUTIFUL, CHEEKY, SEDUCING, MOST RESPECTFUL, STUBBORN, BOSSY, BITCHY, CRAZY PERSON U WILL EVER MEET....
HAS FUN DOING WHAT SHE DOES, IS HARD TO LOVE BUT HARDER TO HATE.... I LOVE HER AS SHE IS....CHANGE IS SOMETHING SHE LOVES DOING, BEING HERSELF 99% OF THE TIME SHOWING OFF WHAT SHE HAS, SHOWING HER NATURAL FUN LOVING BEAUTY.... U CAN LOVE HER, U CAN HATE HER, BUT THERE IS NO1 LIKE HER.....
CHEEKY sexykeeley torpy
by ifuknewmylovewashere September 7, 2011
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Keeley

Keeley is a name of a lovely, pretty girl who will take care of you any day of the week. If you are lucky enough to date,be friends with and be related to a keeley etc. , never lose that person. They are sweet, kind and caring, that's what you should treasure about them. A keeley commonly crushes on multiple boys at once as she knows how to care about people
Keeley: OMG ZAYN MOLIK IS SO HOT
Brooke: No he isn't he's ugly
Keeley: HE'S NOTTTTT
by Olivia Daniel November 2, 2019
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brad keselowski

Also known as horse face. Neigh!!

Wrecked Jeff Gordon at Texas in 2014. Knocked him out of the chase because he couldn't see over his horse snout.
NASCAR fan #1: Did you see what Horse Face did??
NASCAR fan #2: yeah, uncalled for. Probably because Brad Keselowski's horse snout got in the way.
by Nascar2488 May 22, 2016
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Keelin

A Fat, Fancy, Scary, Sandal-wearing, big titted, fat assed, entitled, aggressive, Boastful and yet very Arrogant and Ignorant Woman. Often a mother, a Keelin will only ever have one son who she will often Pamper to outlandish levels, including every form of Sexual Pampering. Do be Warned that Keelins will often Eat the every Organ of a person who tries to harm their Son, starting with the appendix and ending with the Heart. Keelins are a very rare lost link of Karens found in Rural areas.
Orpan 1: Fellow Orphans, you Won't believe it! I'm being adopted by a Keelin!

Orphan 2: No! Please take me with you! I desire a Luxurious and Secretive Life with free Titjobs whenever I'm lonely!

Orphan 1: do not demand anything of me, my Mother will swallow down your small Intestine like noodles if you upset me.
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anal kegel

An exercise involving the clenching and releasing of the sphincter muscle of the anus. Useful for restrengthening a blown out brown eye for future corn-holing.
Ben thought that he would never be able to satisfy his partner again after he blew out his o-ring during cocktogon. Luckily for him, his partner told him about anal kegels.
by Smittytricks June 19, 2011
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Keelea

You are very keelea when you smile lots.
by bobbagon February 6, 2010
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Keele Cock Block

Student accomodation in keele university. Situated in the Hawthorns. Called Cock Block because it is single sex. Well known for having the most fun of all the student in the entire world.
Cockblocker: I'm heading back to the Keele cock block, ya cumming hoe?
Girl: Yeh Keele Cock Block is the best, i'll let u shag me if you take me there.
by Jack Shaw December 21, 2007
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