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Kade

The most annoying whore in the world he’s a friggen virgin and he plays too much fortnite
Kade is a freaking weirdo but low key kinda funny ha ha he he
by Ilodoyodo September 26, 2019
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Kade

A tall piece of shit. but in a loving way. He will fight for his friends and is low key a fag. Gets too attached to people he loves and eventually ends up driving them away bc he sucks. Dirty Blonde hair, blue-green eyes, smokes too much weed, talks shit on white people even tho he is white. Kade is a huge ass chismoso but is good at keeping secrets if u need him to. Sweet but a dick at the same time. Too dirty of a mind thats definitely lost him friends. He makes weird obscure references and has adhd to the extent that coffee calms him. Kades loyal to his partner no matter what bc he's been hurt before and wants to hold onto people he loves (ik its clingy don't make me say it) He also has an unhealthy amount of Oakland Athletics hats (idk why)
Person 1: Woah did u hear Kade hotboxed a room at the school?
Person 2: Yeah he won't stfu abt it sometimes I think he needs to chill with the stories cuz its to the point i think some of them fake
by THERINTHEROGUE May 4, 2022
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Kade

The type of guy who plays Call of duty too much. Listens to rap and frequently claps his balls.
There goes Kade, the ball clapper
by Cabbage77 December 11, 2018
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Kade

An ultimate legend. He has brown hair and brown eyes. He is short but his huge thicc cock makes up for his height. He is swagger as heck and gets pussy every day. Although rough and serious on the outside, he is sweet and sensitive on the inside. He will get you wet faster than you can say stop!
Oh my gosh! Kade got me so wet last night!!!
by Sexyslut696969696969696969 September 9, 2019
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Kade

A boy who was supposed to be named Jamal.
by avocadosaregood November 24, 2021
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kade

black man: your such a nigga
kade: thanks my nigga
by jesus daddy x 69 November 23, 2021
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kade keeton

A complete idiot, basically someone who makes Kim Kardashian look smart.
by ckkapicka September 21, 2016
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