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JOHAR

Johar is an amazing person, both inside and outside and has the best sense of humour. Johar loves to cook, to listen to old music and eccentric sports like basketball and cricket. If you ever have any doubts, ask him, and talk to him. His voice makes you feel soothed at an instant. He loves people who are caring and honest like him and is very protective for the people he loves. For incense If you date Johar, you'll never be bored or lonely as you both will always have the best time of your lives together and create memories for a lifetime. Johar is a very honest person and will always stand by you in times of difficulty, he will never turn back from his responsibilities and is the perfect person everyone wants to be with or become.
Soemone: who is the most treasured person in your life?
Me: Johar:-)
by PARUMITA November 23, 2021
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Johannah

Johannah is super cool, they love animals, and they will do anything for their friends. They are SUPER flirty and for some reason just has this unintentional attractiveness that is genuinly unreal. They make friends fast but extremely loyal. They love when people flirt with them and ofcourse flirting back. They know they're hot.
Damn, Johannah looking good
by onces4leni March 8, 2022
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a Johannes

Leaving a bad situation or person to increase the desire to come back.
He did a Johannes to his girlfriend
by TheJohannes January 29, 2021
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Johan / Johannes

-Did you see that guy walk past?

-Of course, I saw Johan / Johannes walk past, my pants could barely contain it.
by Peanut Man 1 February 4, 2020
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Johan Mode

Johan is defined as fierce, beastly, and untamed. Mode is defined as a way of operating or using a system, So to be in Johan mode is to go hard, not allowing anything to stop or deter you from your mission . Basically, this means when someone’s in Johan mode, they are not to be fucked with!
Look at him, he is going Johan Mode!

Damn his KD is crazy high, he is totally going Johan Mode.
by ZaleDH October 5, 2020
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johan

the hottest fucking person you will ever see. he is very humble.... the perfect guy, he likes playing video games but is also quite athletic. Johan is the role model in his class and family, he earns nice grades and enjoys a lot of activities.
everyone wants to fuck johan!
he is so hot!
i wish i was johan
by agummygumball February 4, 2021
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Crunchy Johansson

Use an variety of the Cap'n Crunch brand cereal (Cap'n Crunch, Peanut Butter Crunch, Cap'n Crunch's CoZmic Crunch, Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries but not Oops! All Berries), person takes cereal directly from box and pours on to a surface, the flatter the better. Person then takes dominate hand and crunches the Cap'n Crunch underneath their hand, letting all the Cap'ns goodness become one with the palm. Person then proceeds to give partner a hand job to completion. The Cap'n Crunch causes small microscopic tears into the skin, allowing the Cap'ns special goodness to seep into the body, causing for Cap'n Crunch's hallucinogenic experience.

A Crunchy Johannson has been attempted using Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Needless to say the only thing that happened was intense burning, like rubbing icy hot on your balls. He still got off so... it was worth it.
Lauren gave me a super heady Crunchy Johansson with Cap'n Crunch's Cozmic Crunch, all she wanted was Widespread lawn seats, bro.
by A Tall Mofo February 12, 2013
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