a jerry in the trench

to have a very itchy arsehole, general discomfort in the arse cleft area

Tom, is that a new disco move ?
Andy, no Ive got a jerry in the trench thats giving me hell !

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching April 12, 2010

Brown Jerry

**Derived From Californias Very Own Governor, Jerry Brown.**

A Brown Jerry Is A Sexual Movie In Which A Male Has Anal Sex With Their Partner Then Proceeds To Pull It Out And Mushroom Stamp The Partners Forehead. This Is Done To Show Dominance.

Verb- Brown Jerried

Ex: I Brown Jerried Her Yesterday.

*Guy- Hey Do You See That Girl Over There?
*Girl- Yeah What About Her?
*Guy- I Gave Her A Brown Jerry Her Last Week.
*Girl- Whats That?
*Guy- Come Over Tonight And Ill Show You, I Only Do It To Certain People.
*Girl- Oh Alriht, Im Excited To Get A Brown Jerry.

.... Girl Comes Over That Night..... Never Speaks To That Guy Again.

by LivLovesLife November 18, 2010

Jerry Seinfeld

He's a funny dude. =)

Jerry Seinfeld stars in the most hilarious sitcom ever, Seinfeld.

by Someone, April 14, 2006

Jerry Springer

Former mayor of Cincinnati.

jerry springer enjoys eating tacos in his office.

by elBrendo August 17, 2006

Hoarding the jerky

The intense build up of semen in men due to lack of sex or the much needed occasional jerk off. Has been known to cause much more serious conditions such as soggy balls or the overwhelming sensation that the ball sac feel tight and weighted down.

Man! Latisha hasn't had sex with me in weeks! I'm afraid that I might hurt myself if I keep hoarding the jerky like this!

by Ju ju man March 4, 2010

Brief Jerky

A slang term for yo penis.

O man, you hit me right in the brief jerky!

Get yo brief jerky out my bitch!

by Casey Whitmer October 27, 2008

Sailor Jerry

1. Alcoholic beverage consumed by teens and young adults to get fucked up. Resulting in being that really drunk kid everyone talks about, the drunk passed out kid on the couch who everyone picks on, or the girl fell over flashing her cooter to the world. Causes memory loss and no recollection of what you did, who you did or what happened that night. Waking up the next morning after drinking the Sailor, you mumble "how the fuck did I get here?"

2. Drink it down to see what the pinup girl looks like

1. That kid drank some Sailor Jerry and no he is so shit housed right now, look at him passed out on the couch..find a marker lets draw a cock on his face and a handle bar mustache!

2. Johnny "That pinup girl on the Sailors bottle is so fine"

3. "Get that bitch some Cheez-Its"

by peaches n' beats August 25, 2010