1) Being in a state of higher consciousness due to excessive consumption of Jamba Juice or any other smoothie beverage with added nutrients
--Did you see Eric last night? He had a twenty dollar Jamba Juice gift certificate and got himself totally jammered off of wheat grass and Strawberries Wild drinks.
by JuicyJew July 31, 2008
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- Alex came home to find out Max had bought him a Dominos. - Jammer
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- Someone roll a Jammer (spliff).
- I could wear shorts today... - Jammer
- Max went to the shops to buy backy but when he got there Raj asked him for ID, which Max had previously lost (not a jammer). Then Alex, wearing his favourite techno shirt and vinyl satchel came into the scene, announcing that they had just received a noise complaint for playing too much good haus music late at night. All seemed lost until they returned to their apartment to find a weighed Q baked perfectly into some delicious brownies. The day was saved, by Meelan. - Jammer
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