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Hypothetical Coat

It's a more sophisticated way of saying "alcohol jacket." Saying that you're wearing an alcohol jacket makes you seem a little less classy. Not only is saying you're wearing a hypothetical coat more entertaining, it's also a little less obvious.
After a night of drinking:
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"
by Dragon Woman January 30, 2010
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Hopeothesis

A hypothesis based solely on the hope that it is true.
My hopeothesis is that it's someone else's database defect.
by sawhite500 January 12, 2017
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hypothevince

Come up with a story that fits the known facts.
I don't know how we ended up there, but I hypothevince that at the stop-light near the Wendy's, we were not supposed to go left, but rather straight then left.
by twoteller June 3, 2017
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Hypothesexual

Hypothetically will do anything sexual but in reality unwilling to do anything.
A lot of women trick men because they only think Hypothesexually.
by LalaHaedong July 23, 2018
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hypothetical generosity

The age-old "easy for you to say" confirmation that you would indeed be kind/liberal with extra resources **if you had them**.
A "classic" tongue-in-cheek reference to hypothetical generosity is related in the humorous short story "Downeast Socialism", by Maine humorist Marshall Dodge: Ethan Robay was tellin' Enoch Turner 'bout the lectshuh he'd heard Norman Thomas give about Socialism. "It's all 'bout SHARIN', Enoch --- with socialism, a fella SHAYUHS ever'thin' with his neighbuh."
"Does dat mean, Ethan, dat if you had two fahms, you'd give me one of dem?" Enoch asked.
"Ayuh --- if I had two fahms, Enoch, I'd give you one of them," Ethan replied.
"And does dat also mean, if you had two hay-rakes, you'd give me one of dem, too?" Enoch puhsisted.
"Yuh --- if I had two hay-rakes, I'd give you one of them," Ethan confirmed.
Enoch cocked his nose a might and flashed Ethan a crafty smirk. "And if you had two **hogs**, Ethan --- would you give me one of DEM??"
"DANG you, Enoch --- you KNOW that I **got** two HOGS!"
by QuacksO November 2, 2018
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Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki

A wiki hosted on Wikia for tropical cyclone enthusiasts who want to make articles for all kinds of tropical cyclones regardless of strength or location.
A friend invited me to contribute on the Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki.
by arandomsomeone November 22, 2018
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Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki

A website hosted on Wikia/FANDOM where weather enthusiasts can create fictional, hypothetical hurricanes.
I heard he planned to join the Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki earlier this week.
by arandomsomeone February 24, 2019
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