You're hosed

"You're hosed." = "You're sh*t out of luck."
You are now in a hopeless position, with no known ways of escape or solution.
A polite way of saying "You have no hope."

"Hey Nick, my mother in law is coming to town next week. Any chance that one of your family members have died or something? Is there a funeral going on? I am really not trying to see her."
"Sorry John, unfortunately for you - no one has died. Looks like you're hosed."

by The guy who knows a lot. October 25, 2014

hover

To wander or circle around a certain area while waiting for a person or event. This can be done on wheels or on foot, but is most popular with cars.

We're still waiting for Rob to be ready, so we're gonna hover around for now.

by rstefan456 October 23, 2009

hoed

1) Doing something nice to get complete disrespect from the person the nice act was done for.

2) Starting a conversation with a female who rejects you/shuts you down.

3) Paying large amounts of money or working very hard for nothing in return.

4) Etc...you get the picture.

1) I just helped Johnny do his Chem homework. He didn't even say thanks, or help me with my Calc. That ass hole hoed me for the last time.

2) Hey baby, wat's up? ........ Bitch hoed me!

3) Just paid the last of my court fines, man I got so hoed.

by minminns September 8, 2006

Hover

To piss all over the toilet seat. Women do this in order to make the toilet seat a disgusting mess, and secondly to encourage further hovering by subsequent users of the toilet.

The toilet seat is a disgusting mess because the last five girls that used it all hovered.

by M.C. Sarbanes-Oxalot March 19, 2008

hoeductive

being productive at hoein it out.
being a hoe and getting a lot accomplished.

She's a hoe, but man she's a hoeductive lil hoe. She let Gorilla Zoe and his whole crew cut her like a ginzu.

by Crunchyness January 19, 2008

hover mother

An obnoxiously overprotective mother

A desperately codependent mother who tries to tie her kids to her apron strings no matter what their ages.

I am 16 years old but I'm not allowed to date because of my hover mother.

I can't come to the concert because of my hover mother

by cartoonmayhem July 27, 2007

hoverboard

a NON-floating board, just like a segway, but without the steering wheel.
the c*** who named it "hoverboard" can just simply f*** himself.

lol, look at that fgt with his hoverboard XD, lets throw rocks at him cuz its gay.

by ayy lmao XD September 3, 2016