Double Hose

The "Double Hose" occurs only when an individual or entity is "hosed" twice. This can occur in one's personal or professional life. Please refer to the urban dictionary definition of hosed.

Example 1: Professional Setting

Sales Guy 1: I just had a 5 million dollar locked in with HP. HP would not get back to me on the financing and the customer ultimately decided to buy IBM.

Sales Guy 2: Shit. You got hosed.

Sales Guy 1: Worse yet, IBM told my customer they could not buy from me so I ended up not getting any part of the deal.

Sales Guy 2: Wow man...you got Double Hosed.

Example 2: Personal Setting

Friend 1: My girlfriend just dumped me man.

Friend 2: Sorry Dude.

Friend 1: Yeah...she actually left me for my coworker that rocks designer jeans, armani shades, and likes the Cowboys.

Friend 2: Hosed man...

Friend 1: She also is blackmailing me with some pictures she found of me when I used to rock skinny jeans and a mullet.

Friend 2: Double Hosed Man!

by slick50 December 28, 2009

Butt hose

adjective: 1. To get cheated or taken advantage of over something that is out of one's control

2. To feel taken advantage of in an under-handed, immoral way

3. To get completely drunk and then expel the remainders by means of explosive diarrhea the next day.

4. Someone who is sodomized by either a penis or a foreign object to such a degree that it tears the lining of the anus.

butt hose; butt hosed,

noun: a hose that is inserted into the anus in order to give a colon cleanse.

Dude, I got totally butt hosed today man. My car was parked within the lines of the street where it was legal to park, and that cock-sucker meter maid wrote me a $100 ticket anyways!

Did you see that drunk slut get butt hosed by that dude last night in our living room?! There was blood everywhere!!

The Dallas Cowboys got butt hosed by the Minnesota Vikings in the game the other night: a complete blow-out. Wasn't that fucking hilarious to watch?!

I got completely cocked last night off of a liter or Rum and jerked off in the bushes. Awesome times no doubt, but my gut is rocked today. I totally butt hosed the toilet this morning and there's shit everywhere!

by Pooky Jenkins February 4, 2010

Hose Beast

A woman, iether pretty or ugly that is clingy in nature and can not seem to get enough of the cock.

That hose beast tried to fuck everyone in the school, what a ho!

by mike May 23, 2004

dirty hose

At one point just before ejaculation, the controller (read: the one holding the "cock") can choose to put a finger, thumb or round object posed just above, or to the side of, the urethra of the penis. Upon exiting the urethra tract, the semen contacts the finger, thumb or round object and because of the obstructed path from said object, the ejaculated semen sprays like a "dirty" hose. This can be a solo, partner, or group act.

"keep talking like that and you'll get the dirty hose"

by Wallace Krumpledorf June 5, 2012

Fire Hose

When you fuck a chick in the pussy and piss in it.

You Fire Hosed your mom.

by Jake Bisel May 13, 2005

Hosed Hole

When you take a shit in the toilet (typically large), and the shit, upon impact, makes the water in the toilet bounce up and go into your ass hole. There is nothing you can do about a hosed hole, though, because usually the water is too far up your asshole to reach with toilet paper. After this, your ass hole will feel wet and uncomfortable. A hosed hole can last up to 2 days.

Man, yesterday, I was taking a shit, and I got a hosed hole. It still feels weird!

by Stiff Nuts. October 4, 2010

hose party

a gathering of individuals, all of them male.

a party with no females, during which males end up burping, lighting farts and drinking idiotic amounts of beer.

i went to Jason's, but left immediatly...I was in no mood for another hose party

by Journas October 9, 2003