The "Double Hose" occurs only when an individual or entity is "hosed" twice. This can occur in one's personal or professional life. Please refer to the urban dictionary definition of hosed.
Example 1: Professional Setting
Sales Guy 1: I just had a 5 million dollar locked in with HP. HP would not get back to me on the financing and the customer ultimately decided to buy IBM.
Sales Guy 2: Shit. You got hosed.
Sales Guy 1: Worse yet, IBM told my customer they could not buy from me so I ended up not getting any part of the deal.
Sales Guy 2: Wow man...you got Double Hosed.
Example 2: Personal Setting
Friend 1: My girlfriend just dumped me man.
Friend 2: Sorry Dude.
Friend 1: Yeah...she actually left me for my coworker that rocks designer jeans, armani shades, and likes the Cowboys.
Friend 2: Hosed man...
Friend 1: She also is blackmailing me with some pictures she found of me when I used to rock skinny jeans and a mullet.
Friend 2: Double Hosed Man!
Sales Guy 1: I just had a 5 million dollar locked in with HP. HP would not get back to me on the financing and the customer ultimately decided to buy IBM.
Sales Guy 2: Shit. You got hosed.
Sales Guy 1: Worse yet, IBM told my customer they could not buy from me so I ended up not getting any part of the deal.
Sales Guy 2: Wow man...you got Double Hosed.
Example 2: Personal Setting
Friend 1: My girlfriend just dumped me man.
Friend 2: Sorry Dude.
Friend 1: Yeah...she actually left me for my coworker that rocks designer jeans, armani shades, and likes the Cowboys.
Friend 2: Hosed man...
Friend 1: She also is blackmailing me with some pictures she found of me when I used to rock skinny jeans and a mullet.
Friend 2: Double Hosed Man!
by slick50 December 28, 2009
"God damn!"
"what?"
"That style hosing session from two nights ago still has my knees weak"
"Alright I get you"
"what?"
"That style hosing session from two nights ago still has my knees weak"
"Alright I get you"
by BurningEagle23 April 10, 2020
by mike May 23, 2004
At one point just before ejaculation, the controller (read: the one holding the "cock") can choose to put a finger, thumb or round object posed just above, or to the side of, the urethra of the penis. Upon exiting the urethra tract, the semen contacts the finger, thumb or round object and because of the obstructed path from said object, the ejaculated semen sprays like a "dirty" hose. This can be a solo, partner, or group act.
by Wallace Krumpledorf March 04, 2012
You Fire Hosed your mom.
by Jake Bisel February 16, 2005
When you take a shit in the toilet (typically large), and the shit, upon impact, makes the water in the toilet bounce up and go into your ass hole. There is nothing you can do about a hosed hole, though, because usually the water is too far up your asshole to reach with toilet paper. After this, your ass hole will feel wet and uncomfortable. A hosed hole can last up to 2 days.
by Stiff Nuts. October 03, 2010
a gathering of individuals, all of them male.
a party with no females, during which males end up burping, lighting farts and drinking idiotic amounts of beer.
a party with no females, during which males end up burping, lighting farts and drinking idiotic amounts of beer.
by Journas October 09, 2003