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Hose Hog 

When someone hits the hookah incessantly and won't pass to the next person
Dude I paid for the hookah brah, stop being a hose hog
Hose Hog by Goatsauce June 18, 2016
a trashy woman,usually stupid and the object of a one-night stand.
I went clubbing and picked up this hosebag.
hosebag by hankerino September 30, 2003

hose job 

Metaphorical term for fucking someone, or fucking them over. A metaphor for a metaphor!
My boss gave me Dave's project--that's a hose job if ever I heard of one.

Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.
hose job by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
1. To spray down with machine gun fire.
2. To completely ruin something.
The CO jumped out of the bushes but he got hosed by the VC.

That damn virus hosed my disk drive.
hose by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
1. redneck gathering, usually involves shouting catchy phrases like "yee-haw" and "the south will rise again"

2. what a pimp says to his merchandise, while snapping his fingers and pointing to his genetal region
yo!....ho!....down.....now!
hoedown by steve owen February 11, 2003
collocation for hold the door used by mostly uneducated dopes that neva lernt to talk or were lax in speech classes.
hodedo mafuka yo slam dat my face.
HoDeDo by j r lang January 13, 2008