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horny

i wish i had some nice hot tits!
by MasterX November 7, 2004
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horny

i was a this party dancing and this guy came up to me and started grinding on me i could feel my penis getting hard and so could he. so he turned and faced me and rubbed his boner on mine turning me on immensly. then we started frenching hard exploring each others mouths with our tongues he then took my hand and led me to a bedroom upstairs and went into the bathroom i sat on the bed just thinking about how hot he was. he walked out of the bathroom naked and i immediatly knelt down and deep throated him sending him into an orgasm i got up and he stuck his hands down my pants and gave me the best hand job ever. then he took my pants off and thong and we started rubbing our penises together and he gave me a blow job sucking lightly then harder and harder. Im so horny right now im going to jack off i hope this made you horny
by hardcock9" October 26, 2009
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horny

urge of wanting to masturbate or have sex
when i was in highschool, my girlfriend and i were driving and she said something sexy which made me horny. i asked if she wanted to fuck when we got to my house. when we to there she was so horny that she ripped off our clothes and i gave her the licking of a lifetime. she must have orgasmed at least 2 times when i was just licking her. but i was to horny so i just stuck my penis and fucked her till i exploded my cum in that fucking cunt. i thought that i couldnt fuck anymore but she wanted more so she started giving me a blowjob and she made me hard enough that she jump on my cock and fucked me until i exploded again in her
by fucking master1234 October 4, 2010
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horny

MEN---from 8yrs old till the rocks hit the lid..
gee i met a guy who actually was not horny..and the flowers were very nicely arranged..i hope the food at the wake is good..do you think they will have an open bar??
by DaynaS March 28, 2008
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horny

1. The fuckin' feeling you get when you fucking want to just fucking get FUCKED. Fuck!
2. What a boy gets when he wants to get laid, but can't get some...so he either looks at porn or faps. Or just cybers with someone.
3. lol
"Dammit I'm just so fucking horny!
Please fuck me.
Hard."
by Funn-ah April 5, 2008
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horny

1.when a mans rocket ship is loaded with goods and a females spaceport has been in a rain storm.
2.something that has horns
1.im so fucking horny
2.that bull is so thorny
by think, are you real? May 29, 2017
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horny

What guys are 95% of the time.
by Ilovenern May 7, 2018
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