Roman meat helmet

The act of placing one's balls over the eye sockets, and letting the penis fall down over the victims nose. The desired effect gives the appearance of an old roman warrior helmet.

He was really pissing me off last night so when he passed out I layed down a roman meat helmet upon him.

by Waltstar November 18, 2007

mud on your helmet

the unfortunate act of getting poo on your wiener during anal sex... elnut is quite the expert at this (assuming he can keep it up long enough).

elnut was reduced to tears when he discovered mud on his helmet

by wallnizzle November 13, 2003

helmet buffer

one who sucks on the cock.

Yo Gene, check out the DSL on that broad!! She has to be the best helmet buffer, EVER..

by soundchild January 26, 2008

Helmuth

a German surname which derives from the words( helmet protection) and ( mout spirit mind)

helmuths are strong-minded individuals who are hard to break

if the editors are just going to reject this then you guys are absolute morons you guys don't even bother trying to read the submissions even though they are correct yet they just like being dicks

person 1 helmuths are strong-minded and keep to themselves

person 2 no wonder they are so quiet

by manic panic 2 June 10, 2018

bomb helmet

Very satisfying felatio.

Jenaveve gave me some bomb helmet.

by MC Mantis August 8, 2008

tart cart helmet wearing window licker

Are small bus retard that wears a helmet to protect himself and licks the window to try and escape

Your a tart cart helmet wearing window licker

by Drake50s January 29, 2018

war helmet

putting an erected cock and balls over a girls head preferably after a BJ.

I made that ho wear a huge war helmet after she gave my unit a thurough licking.

by Quagmire April 3, 2003