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pants hampster

A man's dick, rod, or johnson.
In order to put his balls in the sad girls mouth, Milton had to put his pants hampster on her forhead.
by MemphisTN October 17, 2005
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dirty little hampster

name for angelina (self proclaimed "kim kardashian of staten island" also know as the staten island ferry, or the staten island dump) of the tv show jersey shore, given to her by mike in one of their fantastic little fights that weve all grown to expect and love. partially due to the reason that she left her dirty pad on the bathroom floor...yum
Mike "The Situation": SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMPSTER!
by ohitsjustme October 5, 2010
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New Hampshire

Ok I dunno who keeps posting that NH sucks but they can't be more wrong. It's a beautiful state that offers beaches, mountains, and Boston all within 45 min. You get the best of all 4 seasons, fall is the best with the gorgeous foliage. We were one of the original colonies and the first to vote in the primaries and people from outside of New England don't even know we exist, nevermind give us credit for anything. We have no sales tax and the only bad thing is that all the Massholes come up to shop here, but it's ok cuz we get their money.
Chill people, lots of weed... snowboardin, skatin, beaches...
by Ashcheeks May 1, 2005
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New Hampshire

The most underrated state in the nation. Short drive to the city, to the shore and to the mountains. Massachusetts winos' savior on Sunday. Massachusetts whinos' savior around Christmas.
by Brett May 13, 2005
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chester new hampshire

A hick little town in the middle of no where (new hampshire) The population of about....7 including 3 cows and 2.5 chickens. They say there is a boy their called BIRDMAN a kid is called this because his nostrils are flaired and he contains birdlike symptons. They say he flys around at night crowing like a bird. All in all nobody likes chester.
"Hey wanna hang in chester new hampshire"?
" no i have to shit first".
by tom necant October 28, 2009
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Hopsickles

Alternative Spelling for "Hopsicles"

1. Possessing the quality of 'mad hops', also known as an amazing vertical leap. A description for person(s) possessing these insane physical jumping abilities. (Ex: James White, Nate Robinson)

2. A Nickname for persons possessing these insane jumping abilities.
1. Oh ****! Did you see that? Motherfucker's got some Hopsickles!

2. AHHHHHHHH my ***** Hopsickles over there just posterized that skinny ass white boy!!!
by Jimmy Brookz January 11, 2009
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Hoopsdrunk

A High functioning state of extreme drunkenness - usually found right on the borderline between Blackout drunk and Memory loss drunk. Someone who is Hoopsdrunk enters a zen state wherein they are still highly sociable, friendly, energetic, coordinated and coherent despite being extremely drunk.
Forget white girl wasted, lets all get hoopsdrunk!
by Renepogel July 9, 2013
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