ur gramp a tramp

The last of the mighty quartet, also including ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Saying these in conjunction has timeline-ending effects, though the exact effects are not recorded.

Person 1: lol ur gay
Person 2: ur mom gay
Person 1: D:
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: wait no
Person 2: ur granny tranny
Person 1: you don't know what you're doing
Person 2: and ur gramp a tramp
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by LudwigVonPhoenix September 13, 2020

National Gramse-Patter-Dag

8. oktober.
En dag om året, hvor man har tilladelse og næsten er forpligtet til at gramse på bryster uden samtykke.

-Tog du lige på mine bryster!?
-Ja, det er national Gramse-Patter-Dag.
-Undskyld, bare fortsæt.

by Screw_JayDuck October 21, 2020

honey grams

Honey Grams

“Honey Grams” The sweet nectar of an older women’s pleasure center, tastes good when licked, the nectar flows when touched, massaged or fingered.

I love eating my Honey Grams!

I went down on her and ate a delicious bowl of Honey Grams!

by Rgruff July 22, 2021

Gramp Stamp

A tattoo that was once a great piece of art, but has become distorted by old age.

He once had some beautiful ink, but his age and flab have turned his work into what we see here, a Gramp Stamp.

by ItsTheBartman July 29, 2015

Grampy

Adjective: The attitude one exudes when having menstrual cramps, and being grumpy (ill-tempered, irritable, grouchy) because of it: Grampy.

Example: Sorry I was so Grampy this morning, baby, but I have PMS, and my cramps are really bad today.

by Fatboy67 September 28, 2013

grampa's whiskers

when a load is blown on the face and you sprinkle pubic hair all over it

did you pull out the grampa's whiskers on craig's mom's face last night?

by tony b vanmeerin November 4, 2004

Gramper

marked lack of education and a refusal to learn. noun. used to describe anyone with redneck attitudes towards the rest of the people outside his zip code. a person with no desire to be usefull. gramperous; adj. describing any person on earth with these qualities, reaching far beyond the united states. typically questions the sexual preference of anyone showing signs of intelligence.

"that jackass grampered me while I was talking to this chick in the store! just ran up and yelled something about obama killing baby jews for satan and eating nachis, then he ran off! the bitch was like 'I'm not in the mood, that old gay guy made me afraid to have sex with anyone but another woman so I know there won't be the possibility of any more turning out like him' and she left".

by ddgtomahawk January 19, 2010