Gabberflasted

To describe a feeling that one cannot describe when one is all the feelings that shall be listed. These include: Frustration, Shock, Pain, Angst, Surprise, and uncertainty of what will happen next. It's Flabbergasted with a bit of dyslexia. That's how confused you are.

I am so gabberflasted from everything that has happened from Tuesday till now, it's like my world has done a 360.

by Thatgirlwheused2beurgirl January 11, 2010

Ed Gobbler

A sex act involving a man, a horse, and a jar of Jiff Peanut Butter. First the man takes the jar of Jiff Peanut Butter and places it in between the horse's gums and lips (As made famous by voice actor Allan "Rocky" Lane from the 1960's TV show titled "Mr. Ed") and then attemps to fuck the horse's face.

"So what do you want to do today?"
"Let's go find us a horse and get ourselves an Ed Gobbler."

by WakeUpInFlames October 28, 2007

Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler

The rarest bird in the world very similar to the bald eagle and is commonly found in between a females legs.

Last night she showed me her Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler.

by TheAbuser January 27, 2010

Cum Gobbler

An individual, male or female, he finds much enjoyment in the injestion of semen and/or seminal fluids. Usually used as an insult.

"You're done you little Cum Gobbler."

by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006

globbersted

it means you like got a public tell off or rejection.

girl; how does my hair look?
boy; pretty, pretty ugly!
3rd party; you just got globbersted!

by lady gaga 980 February 27, 2009

Gibber Pie

A whole bunch of non sense

Thats a whole bunch of Gibber Pie!

by Thesunshines November 14, 2010

Goober Chills

Goober Chills are just like regular chills, except instead of happening when it's cold, it happens when you witness something that makes you really super embarassed.

Listening to my sister's university acapella group gives me total goober chills.

by Ginger Cottage September 28, 2011