geezer

John McCain

There's no way such a geezer can lead this country.

by Phylosophi January 21, 2009

Geebler

A word used as a pronoun/noun (and can be broken into an adj as well...) to go about saying how cute one is being/acting.

Having or denoting the characteristics if being a sweetheart, good-person, fun-to-be-around, cute, awesome, funny, charming, thoughtful.. etc etc.

Angelic: having a geebler nature befitting an angel or cherub; "an geeblistic smile"; "a cherubic face"; "looking so seraphic when he slept"; "a geebler disposition"

ALSO: "Keebler" is another example of a word very similar to that of "Geebler."

The word "Geebler" was derived when my brother and I were only 8 and 5 years old. We're now in college, and continue to live on with these words in our vocabulary. Why? Because it's funny and FUN! WHEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)

Person: I went ahead and ordered your favorite deep-fried squirrel meal, with a side of oats and barley like that of Mr. Ed, and to wash it down with a glass of chilled formaldehyde. Hold the whip cream.

Me: WOW! You're such a geebler! Thanks! :)

by Maria Bolton May 28, 2007

Dirty Gerber

While dressed in authentic Amish garb, open up the ass of your partner, pour in some heavy cream and churn away to create some dirty butter. Way to go Eli!

Man, this toast tastes funny, "it's probably from that Dirty Gerber I made last night.

by Captain Terrwilliger September 22, 2008

Gerber Ab Stab

When engaging in sexual intercourse and about to ejaculate, pull out a knife along with your penis, stab her in the stomach. Replant your penis inside the wound and proceed with ejaculation.

"Yo, I wasn't trying to get that girl pregnant so I pulled a gerber ab stab on that bitch ya know."

by Jonathan Marquise June 15, 2003

Geemer

A cute crawly critter from Metroid, it is very undangerous but can still cause an early death to Samus.

The Geemer crawls over the ceiling

by Geemer December 12, 2003

geezerati

Senior citizens who either are, or think they are, still hip and cool.

Seeing a white haired guy ride away from the 7-11 on a Harley with his Maalox in a sack, "Oh yeah, another member of the geezerati."

Watching 3 old women pull away from you in a half-marathon, "Holy crap, I've been dusted by the geezerati!"

by gophigure July 15, 2009

Geepers

An expression of excitement often used by Dennis the menace....

Geepers Mr. Wilson...I'm waiting for my dad to come home...

by Glock-D February 21, 2018