got me fucked up

A misunderstanding.

Nah man, I don't touch crack, you got me fucked up.

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

royaly fucked

Being screwed over so bad that you cannot begin to comprehend how bad your screwed.

Brian coones is Royaly Fucked

by Everyone March 20, 2005

Twilight fucked

The frame of mind a fan of the Twilight Saga will get after watching a Twilight movie, or reading one of the four books. This usually involves talking/thinking about it nonstop, dreams of vampires or werewolves, and (in rare cases), online fan fiction stories.

Kathy just watched three Twilight movies in a row, and damn. She's really Twilight fucked.

I can't stop thinking about Jacob Black... I think I'm a wee bit Twilight fucked.

by The Secks July 19, 2010

fuckedupness

Noun - 1. The degree to which something is fucked up.
2. A general state of "nothing going right" over time, whereas 1 (above) shows a specific level to which something is fucked up.
3. The level to which someone is intoxicated.
4. The degree to which something is unfair or detrimental to someone.

Fuckedupness is a noun, where as fucked up itself is an adjective.

Example for #1 above: The level of fuckedupness at the company was higher than usual.

Example for #2 above: The Bush presidency suffers from fuckedupness.

Example for #3 above: John drank so many beers his level of fuckedupness was off the Breathalyzer.

Example for #4 above: The fuckedupness of one's whole family dying in a car wreck is incalculable

by Charles Dalmas December 24, 2008

Shit is fucked up and bullshit

Commentary on the economy during 2011 Occupy Wall Street protests. The grammar may be wrong, but the sentiment is there.

Suit: Get a job you lazy hippie!

Protester: Hey man, don't you know shit is fucked up and bullshit on Wall Street? There aren't any jobs left.

by 99Percent October 14, 2011

Fucked-up Friday

(n.) The weekday following Thursty (or Thirsty) Thursday, also preceded by Wasted Wednesday, Tipsy Tuesday, Messed-up Monday, Sloshed Sunday, and Shitfaced Saturday; also, the true beginning of the typical weekend alcohol/drug binge, most popular amongst the college student population

ex. 1 - It's been a long week, man...thank goodness it's finally Fucked-up Friday!

by greenteajunkie February 14, 2010

Fizzidy Fucked

Fixing to get into a lot of trouble.

Getting scalded.

Dawg, We Should Not Of Snuck Out Last Night, When We Get Home We Are Fizzidy Fucked.

by Streetsweeper777 June 25, 2009