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Fartigue

When you’ve eaten food, usually fast in nature, and have a case of unstoppable flatulence that causes one to need a nap.
We got sooo drunk last night and ate Taco Bell. Now I’m fartigued from farting myself to sleep.
by TheRealJarvis June 18, 2022
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Fagitude

Attitude of confidence, pride, empowerment for being queer.
I feel maximum fagitude from the song.
by flgdzy October 5, 2023
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fagitude

noun,
definition: a person that tries to make fun of you with a lame joke. the lame joke the person says are typically stereotypes of you
you get no hoes with that fagitude
by slangasaurus October 9, 2023
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Flattitude

Flattitude refers to the attitude of a proud, confident Flattie.

A Flattie is someone living Flat after a mastectomy generally due to breast cancer.
Did you she that Flattie in New York Fashion Week, she sure had Flattitude.
by Lsears April 26, 2024
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Fortitudinal Penis-ramming

Strength, or fortitude, within the penis region that is then utilized to take the lucky lady to plow town via the ramming. Usually refers to the ultimate air-to-air victory over some Chinaman or Russian pussy, but in this case, it's purely sexual in nature. It's derived from fighter pilot lingo and usually helps to assert dominance in a room full of nonners.
"Marilyn Monroe was the recipient of many a Fortitudinal Penis-ramming from some lucky fighter pilots because she was unable to resist the charisma and musk of such greatness. Especially pilots of the Attack genus."
by Jewcy McJiblets January 4, 2025
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Farticule

It's microscopic pieces of shit floating in the air after a fart has been passed.
I got a farticule in my eye and now I have an infection.

Can't believe Jim blew those farticule out of his ass earlier.
by Hugh Dickerson June 20, 2025
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Flatitude

a joke that falls flat, a stale joke.
I was asked not to repeat the blonde joke in my set. It's a flatitude!
by Peskip March 21, 2026
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