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Avon Old Farms

An prestigious all-boys prep school located in Avon, Connecticut where the lads fuck the hot Porter's girls and not the skank Walker's girls. These winged beavers are known throughout New England as an exceptional hockey team which will always triumph over Salibury, a school located at the tip of CT, better known as no where. Due to common misconception, AOF does not contain in its premises, homosexuals or protitutes.
"Dude those Porter's girls are so hot for us!"
"We're Avon Old Farms, let's grind their asses."
"Hell yeah."
by anonononimous January 20, 2008
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Farbs

- adjective

1. aesthetic; slick, cool, person or item having overt style, appeal or sophistication

2. ability, coming from one's knowledge, practice, aptitude to do something with effortless skill. Displaying brilliance and virtuosity of ability or performance

3. exclamatory; to acclaim or praise for certain exceptional qualities

Originally derived from 'boy farbio', farbs can refer to inanimate objects as well as people.

Can be used as prefix or suffix to other lexical items to lend that term qualities of 'farbs'.
Playing pro evo Hackett says 'Mike that goal was farbs as fuck mate!'

walking past an old skool merc 'check out the farbsmobile!'

'won 4-0 at footy. Farbs!'
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Faris Ziadat

Fariz Ziadat is the most perfect person you will ever meet in your life. His bluey - green eyes light up a room, his looks make people FAINT, yes, FAINT. He is super athletic and really good at basketball, and he is super smart he even has a scholarship! Now I know what ur thinking, "OMG he sounds pERFECT!" and he is but he belongs to ME.
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Person 2: His name is Faris. And I KNOW!
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Ana Faris

After a chick has given you a blowjob, you fart in her face while she's trying to swallow your jizz, causing her to gag/puke/ect. Named as such because Ana Faris seems like the only chick you could do this to, and she might be cool enough to hang out with you for the rest of the night.
"I gave my girlfriend an Ana Faris last night, but she's lame so she got up and left."
by Harry B. Bangle April 13, 2010
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Al Faris School

An international school, located in the suburbs of Riyadh -Saudi Arabia.

The school has high walls, mainly resembling that of a military fortress, or a state pen·i·ten·tia·ry, or even an institution for mentall illness.

Well known amongst other schools for having high levels of security ,and it's students who are dressed in corny army pants.

The school has surveillance cameras on every gate from the outside, and every class room ,and corridor from the inside. This is mainly due to the fact that the school is led by a bunch of psychopathic adminstrators.

Furthermore, the school hires non-professional ,uneducated,unorganized, corrupt people who contribute day by day to the deterioration of the school.

For instance , a math teacher that gets bribed , in exchange of good grades to students.
eg:'' oh look is that a sanitarium or something.''

''naaah its just Al Faris School''
by Joe666 November 27, 2009
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avon old farms

An all guys boarding school, where most boys end up at college, harvard, yale, columbia, pennslyvania. All extremely smart,and are smart enough not to go to a dick school like salisbury. Always Wins In hockey. And seems to be growing rapidly in all sports.
AOF GUY: Hmm Im going to harvard and i have three girls in my bed

Salisbury Idiot: Oh, im going to university of ohio, but i got one of my boyz in my bed
by Blue April 25, 2005
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Avon Old Farms

Avon Old Farms is a boarding school for young men smack dab in Avon Connecticut. One is apt to find jocks, preps, stoners and alchoholics alike in this STD breeding haven. The typical Avon boy is most likely to be found with a drink in one hand, a slut in the other and their varying range of pastel pants.
This AOF dude is totally smokin!
by - Porter's Girl April 7, 2005
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