air facial

the result of an air jack that is released upon the recipients face, can also be applied to a meal the recipient is eating or directly to the upper lip of the recipient.

brent was talking to this really hot babe when i came up behind him and after dry humping him for a few moments jake and i both gave him air facials after air jacking on him.

by cheweysmoker March 29, 2009

facial discrimination

discrimination based on an individual's facial appearance.

The modelling agency turned down her application because they said she was not pretty enough. This is one case of facial discrimination.

by Ben Lakandula June 10, 2007

Monkey Facial

when you are hanging from a tree and you ejaculate into someones face.

so i was giving ryan nelson a blowjob in my tree and all the sudden he gives me a monkey facial...we are through

by Marc Frankel January 5, 2008

The Philly Facial

While receiving a blow-job, puking on the back of the girl, or boy's head, then blowing your load in their face, and then puking on their face when they look up. Followed by immediately leaving saying nothing on the way out.

Phil really gave that girl The Philly Facial, man was she confused.

by Jason Raby January 26, 2006

Counter facial

When you Try to give a woman a facial but she catches the spunk in her mouth and spits it in your face instead.

Fuck sake bro I was gonna cum on her fave but she did a counter facial

by SpasticWanker June 23, 2019

accidental facial

When you accidentally ejaculate on your face while masturbating. Usually this occurs when you are lying on your back and you forget which way your penis is pointing.

I gave myself an accidental facial this morning - it was an unpleasant surprise.

by cman23 October 11, 2020

facial station

A person who is constantly getting their face spunked on.

That dude is always getting it on the face! It's because he is a facial station.

by Sin Docker June 21, 2014