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extreme skiing 

Aside from skiing on regular slopes such as beginner, intermediate, or advanced slopes, or most of you may know them as green circles, blue squares, and black diamonds. There is however a higher level of skiing that most people do not often talk about it is called, "Extreme Skiing." Extreme Skiing is an extremely (excuse the pun) dangerous sport the reason for this is because the slopes have unmarked trees, roots, rocks, and even cliffs that could range anywhere from 3-5 feet to as big as a 210 foot cliff. An extreme skier is someone who puts his life on the line for pure exeleration purposes only! DO NOT TRY EXTREME SKIING UNLESS YOU ARE AN EXPERT SKIER AND YOU ARE WILLING TO TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE IN YOUR HANDS SKIING! However, if you are an expert skier and are willing to risk your life I would say go for it because it is a lot fun just be careful on the slopes!
go to youtube and type in "extreme ski" , "extreme skiing" , or " extreme snowboarding". Skiing takes a life time to master and some have even gave their own lives to the sport. So just remember that ANYONE who is on the extreme slopes is putting their own life at risk. Even an olympic skier like Shane Mcconkey died extreme skiing, Shane was with out a doubt one of the best skiers of all time and even he lost his life. BE CAREFUL!
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extreme fluctuating anuses 

A term used to describe the opening and closing motion of the rectal opening at a rapid or aggressive rate. Something you yell at a friend, relative or stranger to express excitement or to indicate your personal level of fun. Also known as a 7-11-6.

Extreme Zebra-ing

When multiple men stand in a horizontal line towards a womans back and proceed to shove white and black food coloring up there dick holes. Afterwards, they jerk off into parallel lines on the woman, making a zebra pattern.
"Have you seen that awesome new porn genre!? I totally wanna go Extreme Zebra-ing with Leslie tonight!"

Extreme ass whooping 

Something you didn't get as a kid, it's not like a slap.
Soldier boy thought he was gonna get slapped over a bike, instead turkey didn't hold back on an extreme ass whooping. Enjoy soldier boy.

Extreme Steve/Gnarly Steve 

When one jizzes on a table or flat surface and snorts it up his nostrils like cocaine.
My parents were coming home soon and i didnt want to get caught so i pulled a gnarly steve.
This kid was so drunk we made him gnarly steve my cum.
Some girls are so slutty and kinky they will ove to gnarly steve.

Extreme Doom Metal 

Ridiculously drop-tuned guitars combined with insanely heavy speed-drumming and grisly bass-baritone death screams about the impending apocalypse.
"Satan's Deathfuck Cometh".

Extreme Doom Metal at it's finest.

extreme motherfuckin 

Emily.. you extreme motherfuckin albino!