Pool Noodle Ejaculation

When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.

Check out Danny in the deep end performing a textbook pool noodle ejaculation.

by Turdface Smitty September 10, 2013

ejaculatory juice

what comes out during an orgasm

friend:"dude what's on your bathroom door?"

you:" oh that is my ejaculatory juice!"

by keggs December 28, 2005

Ejacularum Prematurae

Little known 'spell' from the Harry Potter universe used by Professor Dumbledore to amuse himself.

Dumbledore: Why Severus, what is the trouble?

Snape: Headmaster, I am again having unclean thoughts regarding the student Hermione.

Dumbledore (shouting and pointing his wand): EJACULARUM PREMATURAE!

Snape: Oh. Great. Thanks.

Dumbledore: Severus, there are some kleenex in the washroom.

by To M Paine October 28, 2009

ejaculation station

A penis or vagina, depending on the sex of the person.

Arly was getting his ejaculation stations serviced inside of some girl's mouth at a construction site, when he realized that he would rather be in her glute chute.

by crit1caL October 31, 2006

ejaculation

discharge of semen from the penis caused by sexual stimulation

My girlfriend kept stroking my dick until I ejaculated!

by Marty October 19, 2003

postmature ejaculation

1. The act of nutting into a woman HOURS AFTER she's orgasmed.
2. The act of just being plain old gay.

Oh my god, Becky, I wish Freddy would just cum into me, but no, he's a man of postmature ejaculation! It takes 2 hours of pushing, and it makes me ache between the legs!

by Plisky March 2, 2009

ejacks

Term used to generalise internet masturbators. i.e: People who talk a lot of shit in internet channels and games.

An offensive slang to outcast and degrade people.

Look at those dopey ejacks! Tuggin' on the pickle and spamming shit!

by kinsydrakes July 24, 2006