dipshitery

The act of being stupid or making a mistake. What dipshits engage in.

"He did that? That's some dipshitery, man."
"There's some dipshitery goin' on rightchere!"

by Jo Strawberry December 12, 2008

Dipshit

The name of a guy who is desperately trying to get over his ex girlfriend even though he scared her away by becoming a psycho maniac who has his cousin suck his dick and blames other people in her life for his lack of ability to maintain a relationship.

Man, Adan is such a dipshit. Can’t believe his cousin sucked his dick and he cheated on his hot ass girlfriend with Grenades!

by KB789 May 24, 2020

dipshit

Taking a dip, while taking a shit

"Johnny took a dip of skoal. While shitting out his lunch" Johnny loves to dipshit

by thedipshitter August 7, 2012

Dipshit Switch

A) v. 2011. Texas:USA; The act of OR reference to the act of utilizing dipshittedness for benefit or profit by invoking changes in inherent spending pattern options common among dipshits in a social economy.

B) n. 2011. Texas:USA;

1)A button or lever that catalyzes events more complicated than engagement of said button or lever, but less complicated than that which a 2 year old could handle.
2)The 'post' or 'send' button on any internet forum page when pressed by a dipshit.

A) A major gas company makes a subtle, unannounced and un-signposted change to the order of octane ratings and related pricing on their gas pumps, causing busy consumers to unknowingly purchase high octane gas for their 94 civic. This is a dipshit switch.

by ByePhilJ June 3, 2011

dipshit

A dipshit. A person who puts their finger in their own shit and then licks it off.

The driver in front of me is a dipshit as he has decided to make a big production out of turning right.

by billsthatillmillstil December 8, 2009

dipshit-diddlyshit

A lot of pussyfooting damned nonsense. I heard this dyadic expression once only from an exasperated Lesbian at a business meeting of the Gay Activists' Alliance at the Firehouse on Wooster St. in NYC in December 1972 or January 1973.

I'm tired of this dipshit-diddlyshit argument.

by Ofanoan July 18, 2010

dipshit sherlock

One who is not very bright.

Kid1: Watcha got there, ice cream?
Kid2:No shit sherlock!

by NateK July 29, 2005