playing detective

Asking too many questions about a person's life.

Asker: Wanna go to a party tomorrow?
Fundo: I already made plans with my lady.
Asker: What's her name? Where you going? What time? How long you been together?!
Fundo: What the hell!? Quit playing detective on me, or I'll kill ya'.

by authOOr June 30, 2006

Gayness Detected

The Greatest Phrase used on Counterstrike!

Radio:Gayness Detected

by NiggerHatinMe July 29, 2003

Semi-Detached

The notoriously common house, found throughout the suburbs of Great Britain. Are houses joined together by a "Party Wall" to save space I presume. The most common ones were built in the 1930s, to a decent enough standard that only now in 2011 they are starting to fall down around your ears, with insurance companies being called out for Constant repairs. They are the dwelling of the English Middle Class, a family on £45,000+ PA, 2 Cars under 10 years old and go abroad twice a year. Are overpriced for their size, costing on average around £180,000 and going upto £600,000. In all honesty an identical home in America would cost half as much, but what can you do. They are fucking everywhere, trust me, try any Suburb, you'll find 100s of them, each of them in groups of 6 and then broken up by a detached version of the same property.

English Road:
Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, DETACHED!!!

Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, DETACHED!!!

And so on.

by Mr. Englishman February 23, 2011

Defechoke

The act of choking someone until they defecate thus literally choking the shit out of them.

Sean was being a dick and ended up getting defechoked.

by Stetson Kennedy January 11, 2014

detached cool

To look removed from society whenever standing near iconic art pieces or tourist/iconic locations. To stare off the frame when taking pictures and look uninterested in life.

Stranger: Wow such a cool mural huh.
Caleb: Whatever.
Stranger: Can I bum a cigarette?
Caleb: (No response) (continues smoking and looking off into the distance)
Stranger: Wow. so detached cool.

by Figa Hunter August 18, 2014

Retinal Detachment

A sight threatening eye problem effecting one out of every 10,000 people. This serious condition can be treated with surgery or by leaving your basement and getting off of Tumblr.

My retinal detachment doesnt keep me from finding all the creppyiest memes and hotdog leg pics.

by D2theMO January 7, 2014

Watch Dog Cheat Detection

Hypixels anti-cheat that can detect legit players of cheating but not blatant bhoppers

Hypixels Watch Dog Cheat Detection needs a new change.

by NoHacksJustMyRod October 19, 2018